It’s not a word play; I don’t want to jump in a lake in freezing weather like humans do. I want to turn into a polar bear and head up north. Pretty simple. No longer tied to a job. Hunting and eating seals. Endangered species status. Pretty sweet gig.
BustedFwibos's Life List
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1. Maintain a positive attitude
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2. LOSE WEIGHT FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL
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3. save up $500
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4. study magic, seriously
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5. learn hebrew
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6. Learn Violin
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7. become a better fighter
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8. Create Chainmail
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9. learn latin
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10. learn to play guitar
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11. Finish University
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12. learn how to play "When U Were Mine."
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13. accomplish 101 things in 1001 days
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14. decide what the hell I would like to do with the rest of my life
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15. get laid again
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16. Turn into a Polar Bear
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How I did it: Well, I really started from nothing. I was working at Wal-Mart, slinging frozen food third shift. I had some tech knowledge but not a whole lot. So I started searching for something better. Craigslist, CAreer Builder, the Paper. I didn't let any avenue go to waste. I applied for every job I could find. Eventually I stumbled on a job that was perfect, appled and got hired. I spent nearly two years at that job, learning everything I c… Read how I did it…
I still don’t know what I want to do exactly, but it’s a start,
The other day, I was invited to go shooting with a friend. I have been suicidal for a long time, and was apprehensive about having an instrument of death so close at hand.
But I went, picked out the .38 as my gun. I loaded it, and said “Fuck This, I want to live!” I aimed at the target and pelted off six shots.
Sexy.
So yeah, I want to shoot guns for the rest of my life.
