I'm doing 25 things
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4 years ago
I don’t think grilling 1 monkey would be sufficient. I’ll grill two monkeys.
CHorrax14's Life List
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1. Cut down a cactus
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2. Eat a bear burger
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3. Kill a man
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4. Grill 2 monkeys.
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5. Taste human flesh
7 people -
6. Slap a Chimp's ass.
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7. Milk my butt.
1 person -
8. Streak in the outfield of a major league baseball game.
1 person -
9. Write a poorly reviewed play about my life.
1 person -
10. Kill that asshole theater critic.
1 person -
11. Kill someone with a sword in self-defense.
1 person -
12. Make shoes out of mole skin.
1 person -
13. Write and direct Jaws 2
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14. Give a handjob to the Blarney Stone.
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15. Fight a bear.
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16. Cut my nose off
1 person -
17. Taxiderm my legs
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18. Piss on a live shark.
1 person -
19. Shave my ass with a sword
1 person -
20. Lick the Great Wall of China
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21. Ride a bear.
1 person -
22. Teach a spider to dance.
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23. Fight a dinosaur
1 person -
24. Tie a snake in a knot.
3 people -
25. Ghost ride the whip.
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