this was written by Ted Cook
2 years ago
Woe is me, I am endlessly irresponsible, and the books I borrow end up on the shelf of books no one reads.
| 1. |
See Eddie Izzard live
1 entry . 11 cheers |
63 people |
| 2. |
slip people money
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 3. |
be bilingual
3 cheers |
60 people |
| 4. |
Find someone with a piece of the "Agro-Crag"
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1 person |
| 5. |
lasso a fly with a string, then let it fly around attached to my string leash
2 cheers |
7 people |
| 6. |
learn to buckle down and play the game
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1 person |
| 7. |
learn shorthand
1 entry |
507 people |
| 8. |
take a cartrip during which I listen to the entire King James version of the bible as read by James Earl Jones (available at Barnes & Noble)
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 9. |
Be more secretive
1 entry |
3 people |
| 10. |
play the harmonica
1 entry . 1 cheer |
93 people |
| 11. |
Become one of those anal grammar experts
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 12. |
Get all the "Material World" coffee table books
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 13. |
Get a "German Giant" Rabbit and a Pygmy Elephant and a Fainting Goat
1 cheer |
2 people |
Woe is me, I am endlessly irresponsible, and the books I borrow end up on the shelf of books no one reads.
my favorite song lyric:
“My long hair just can’t cover up my redneck”