This would be cool to set up at a party and a box full of attachments.
Someone told me that a classmate of mine had died. They told me the name and my heart just sank. It was one of my best friends from high school. I went to the funeral home, hugged his Mother shook hands with his brother and chatted for a little while. They were all surprised to see me for the first time in about 15 years and wanted to know where I have been. I was ashamed to admit that I have been just down the road all this time. I always figured I’d eventually get back in touch with folks, after all, who among us is going to die at 35 years of age? The phone call this week answered that question.
It’s worth it to read what a few faiths are based on, and then laugh hysterically at them. I was a scholar of the bible for many years, I studied it a great deal. This is why I believe the bible to be nothing more than a tool for controlling people.
But I want to do it again. I enjoyed writing it before, and that was in high school…many many years ago. Seems like a reasonable goal that I should be able to complete.
It was the most miserable, hungry month of my life. Absolutely the worst diet I’ve tried. Any diet is going to give you cravings, but a good diet should not make you be hungry 10 minutes after your meal. That being said, if you can turn vegan, this diet is great for you since you can eat as many plants as you want. But you can only have something like 3 bites of meat per week (seemed that way to me…chicken aint meat).
I’ve been with them for 4 years now, starting on another 2 year contract. Not sure why. They’ve lied to me, cheated me, and sold me junk phones. If I can really cancel for $200, I’m done with them, it’ll be worth it…
Jesus walks into an inn, lays three nails and a hammer on the counter. He looks at the innkeeper and says “Can you put me up for the night?”
I studied my ass off for about 2 months and finally took that monster of a test. Passed it…no more upgrading for me.
I think it would be fun…I think she’s open to it as well. Been trying to find the right person for it for a few years. I think I may have found her….just have to see how my wife likes her now. It has to be a mutual thing.
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin’ puppies with a BB-Gun.
I’d poison guppies, and when I was done,
I’d find a pussy-cat and bash in it’s head.
That’s when my momma said…
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You’ll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay…
You’ll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
I prefer to do this with my wife, but sometimes she’s just not up for it, so I have a nice bottle of lube. Toys can be fun too.
If you’ve ever saved someones life with CPR you’ll understand the need to teach others. Many people are deathly afraid to even try, but once you teach them how incredibly simple it is, they usually realize they can do it. Then I have had the students that no matter how much you help them, they just don’t “get it”. Those are the frustrating times….oh yeah, the paperwork is a pain too. But overall, worth it….even though I don’t do it anymore.
Many common things can be very interesting when not in the shadow of the fantasy world created by the television. Reading is even better without a TV.
And nobody has suffered or been denied happiness for what I’ve done. Choose wisely on what law you decide to break…I would advise you to not start out with anything involving hostages or security guards :)
I can’t say that I’ve done this, but that I have always done this in the past and will continue to do this. It makes a difference, truly.
It’s nothing fantastic, but it is quite adequate for my needs. I got a 256M player with an expansion slot to add up to another 512M…got it for $70. It also has an FM tuner, FM recorder, and voice recorder, fairly large bang for my buck I think.
I’ve heard stories about massage parlors, the kind where you don’t really get a massage. That’s not the kind I want to go to, well at least that’s not what this message is about :)
I’d love to have an hour long massage. I was actually given money once by a loved one (the now MRS) to get a massage, but it didn’t end up getting spent on that, and I regret it. She reminds me of that from time to time. I’d like to go get a massage with her. Either kind I guess :)
