I'm doing 30 things
Maybe...
13 months ago
I think I may just have begun doing this….
Cavale's Life List
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1. suck dick for coke
1 cheer1 person -
2. own my own business
1,485 people -
3. be happy
2 cheers21,806 people -
4. get a job
10,467 people -
5. grow my own food
1 cheer477 people -
6. pierce my eyebrow
1 entry136 people -
7. get muscles
50 people -
8. Save money
14,678 people -
9. learn poi
1 cheer177 people -
10. get rid of everything I don't need
2 entries . 3 cheers125 people -
11. buy a scooter
135 people -
12. learn how to drive stick-shift
4,456 people -
13. go to europe
1 cheer2,479 people -
14. travel the world
18,498 people -
15. learn to cook
8,160 people -
16. live in a commune
1 entry132 people -
17. raise chickens
1 cheer174 people -
18. have babies
511 people -
19. live in San Francisco
348 people -
20. Study Photography
309 people -
21. attend the burning man festival
3 cheers249 people -
22. get corrective eye surgery or lasik
1,157 people -
23. get laser hair removal
484 people -
24. learn french
10,564 people -
25. go to college
3,962 people -
26. get a pixie cut
1 cheer20 people -
27. compose a song
242 people -
28. go to New York
1,399 people -
29. listen to the universe
1 entry2 people -
30. Make a pettiskirt
3 people
How I did it
It made me
feel pretty 
How I did it: I waited for the first Tatuesday after my boyfriend FINALLY drew me a design, which I'd been begging him to do for years. Unfortunately, when said day came around I was in bed with the flu.So I informed my two closest female friends that I wanted them to accompany on the next Tuesday, which they both agreed to. Of course they totally blew me off because they're both stupid bitches. I ended up making the call at about 9 pm, and asked if th… Read how I did it…
It made me
toasty
How I did it: I started by just holding my hand under hot water or too close to a flame. Then I would press recently lit lighters into my flesh, burning myself with the hot metal. Then I moved onto actually touching the flame. From there it went to putting cigarettes and matches out on my skin. Now I get fancy, and actually have a couple different branding irons that I make myself and use! Read how I did it…
It made me
grossed out 
How I did it: I avoided the inevitable as long as I could, but after three days in the woods there was no denying it. I had to poo. I trekked to the nearest shitter, toilet paper clutched in one hand, flashlight in the other.Upon arrival I found a circular enclosure constructed of fallen branches with a large camouflage tarp hung as the entrance. Inside were flies.. lots of them.I did the minimum amount of what had to be done and got out of there quickly. Read how I did it…
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Recent entries
Untitled
13 months ago
I’ve made a bit of progress. My boyfriend and I reduced our possessions to the size of the back of a Mazda Protege. I got rid of all of my clothes save for one storage bin full (well and a bit of my boyfriend’s bin as well). Shoe-wise, I’m down to one pair of flip flops, one pair of sneakers, and one pair of rope sandals. We kept all our camping gear, blankets, and two pillows. I have three hula hoops, my computer, and all my art and sewing supplies.
I haven’t missed anything yet.
Untitled
16 months ago
I’ve gone from a Hyundai Tiburon full of stuff, to a one bedroom apartment full of stuff, to a two bedroom apartment full of stuff, to one big bedroom worth of stuff, to one tiny bedroom worth of stuff.
I hope to get back down to a carload worth of stuff, at which point I’ll hit the road.
