I'm doing 42 things
BOOYAH
2 months ago
I honestly believe it is possible but i will need accomplices and access to medieval weapons. Lets have a FUCKING WAR!!!!
ChavWilkes's Life List
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1. stop being a dirty chav
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2. surrender to my fathers advances
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3. declare war
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4. Watch myself die in 3rd person
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5. Watch Huggins in the shower
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6. sleep with my mother
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7. sleep with Micheal Jackson
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8. Torture Sean Bean
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9. marry a rich woman with lots of money and ting
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10. shut up
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11. jump on a womans ass
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12. have sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese male
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13. find my soulmate, care for her, love her, have children with her and die peacefully with her
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14. single-handedly defeat capitalism and commercalism with an axe and a paper shredder
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15. dont do any of the above
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16. kill david wilkes
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17. eat a chocolate cake
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18. disgust myself
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19. beat the popo
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20. i like sean bean
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21. eat a bible
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22. be a jew
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23. get laid and get paid
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24. use a strap on
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25. shave woodys pubes
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26. get bummed by a giant squid
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27. Milk my tete
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28. get rich
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29. fondle my testicles
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30. eat healthily
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31. find out what a boggart looks like
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32. david thewlis
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33. thewlis
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34. become a key political figure in the upcoming arms war between Iraq and the USA
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35. become a muslim
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36. turn china into a democracy
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37. Eat china
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38. bang a girl in the street while its raining
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39. die
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40. become an infamous drug lord in Cuba and smoke fat havanas in the sun
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41. find a beautiful asian girl and make love to her passionately for 7 days and 7 nights
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42. lick a dogs face
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How I did it
It made me
guzzle a cock 
How I did it: Held a gun to a random guys head and forced him to say he was my friendnqhdagefghjgjjajebfevavfjhavbjchgvahgvcghavhgcvhgavghcavjghbchbahjvcjhavjhvcjhavj Read how I did it…
It made me
HIGH!! 
How I did it: Ill save the scientific explanation as i do not now alot of the terminology myself.I simply applyed numerous atmospheres to the gas, 25 to be exact. I designed it to replicate an angel cake and my god it felt like being lifted to heaven. Excuse the shitty metaphor. Read how I did it…
It made me
relieved, slightly 
How I did it: Before i get going i should first tell you about the setting. It all took place in our bathroom. On the one side of our bathroom is the luxury toilet next to the high class sink area. Numerous towels (with our names written on) hang across the walls next to our famed Mona Lisa painting. (That was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci by the way) The marble floor leads across to our huge £100,000 hot tub with a voice recognition feature for wh… Read how I did it…
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