people will say, “you don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”
and i say, “yes i do. it’s as hard as it is to START FLOSSING.”
sigh
i love me some mitch hedberg. :)
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own an electric car
2 cheers |
60 people |
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buy a homeless person lunch
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16 people |
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I will not think about Monday until Monday. I will simply refuse to do it, and I will take every single second of my weekend and call it my own
1 cheer |
1 person |
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Stop being jealous of ex-girlfriends.
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1 person |
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Stop and smell the roses.
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86 people |
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Be happy alone. Then find someone else to be happy with.
1 entry |
106 people |
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Let go of the past
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1,895 people |
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Accept it-Change it-or forget it.
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81 people |
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live
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2,099 people |
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dress well
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89 people |
| 11. |
floss more
1 entry |
395 people |
| 12. |
Sing outside of my shower.
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1 person |
| 13. |
Grow mushrooms.
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39 people |
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drink more water
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20,324 people |
| 15. |
Write MY story.
1 cheer |
38 people |
| 16. |
forgive and forget
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573 people |
| 17. |
Have a bathtub outside that fills with rainwater
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 18. |
stop worrying
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2,132 people |
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find a way to relate to the 'soccer moms'
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2 people |
| 20. |
Stop doing drugs so I can donate blood.
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1 person |
| 21. |
Finish college.
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3,514 people |
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Volunteer more often.
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223 people |
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Get on a regular sleep schedule.
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31 people |
| 24. |
Stop feeling so angry towards my friends and family
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3 people |
| 25. |
learn how to drive stick-shift
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4,527 people |
people will say, “you don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”
and i say, “yes i do. it’s as hard as it is to START FLOSSING.”
sigh
i love me some mitch hedberg. :)
...but even harder for some of us.
I’m recently realizing that I may, in fact, not be Bipolar at all. I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.
Of all the psychiatric diagnoses I have collected over the years, this is the ONLY one that I have been brought to TEARS by reading the description. I just sat there thinking, “My god. This is me. THIS is what’s wrong with me!”
If your friends and family playfully refer to you as a serial dater, you’re probably in good shape.
But if you’ve got a history of unstable relationships, uncontrollable impulsivity, unreasonably low self-image, frequent feelings of rage, a history of self-mutilation, suicide attempts, etc., an irrational fear of abandonment, drastic mood swings, and difficulty with object constancy in relation to others… read more about Borerline Personality Disorder.