Cyants

Hey, if a small Japanese man can put away 54… 10 is pretty attainable. Definitely difficult and unpleasant – maybe even grotesque – but attainable.

I just got back from Mexico, and I swear everyone down there can whistle super loud, no fingers. I want to mexi-whistle too!
Basically my strategy is to try and make that face that people make when they whistle really loud, and then figure out all the internal teeth-and-tongue details after that. Besides, if I have the look nailed but my whistle comes out like a feeble hiss, people will just think I’m having an off-day.

I want to do a non-formula comedy that’s focused on an array of interesting/f**ked-up characters. Something completely unpredictable, somewhat vulgar, but totally close to home. Maybe mockumentary-style, even though Christopher Guest kinda has dibs on that field (Spinal Tap, Best in Show). I write a bit more offensively, which would make it new enough, I suppose.
A solid “making-fun-of-white-trash-and-blind-society-in-a-totally-realistic-way” film is WAY overdue. Plus maybe it’ll open some eyes in addition to getting some laughs.

Things I hate/fear: Fast-food culture, religion as a political weapon, rednecks, words that are spelled incorrectly to appeal to idiots (Krazy, Bratz, etc.), albinos, those guys with raised trucks and “tribal” tattoos, and a bunch of other stuff.

Things I like: Making fun of all that stuff and getting paid to write a film about it.

Great. Now if you steal my idea, at least make me laugh.