DoneItAll

I did this one time when I was incredibly high. And I’m still asleep. That was like six months ago. Really retarded idea. I’d recommend going out to the woods and eating a bunch of mushrooms and having your friends dress up like characters from Lord of the Rings and attack you when you peak. It’ll be a much more unique experience, and far more memorable.

You should all drink more water- there’s really no excuse not to. Unless you live in Uganda or a comparably run-down country. If that’s the case, I hope you achieve your goal.

It will happen to you eventually. Or you will find a lucrative and fulfilling career in writing children’s books. Either way, you’re stoked.