I'm doing 38 things
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ELflirto's Life List
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1. Learn to play the guitar
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2. Buy a new amp
7 people -
3. Own a motorcycle.
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4. Go to vegas
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5. Write a letter
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6. Speak Tagalog.
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7. Rock a mohawk.
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8. Get in good shape.
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9. Make a viral video
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10. Go hunting.
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11. Speak Spanish.
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12. Make a full length film.
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13. Learn Polish.
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14. Own a pistol.
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15. Own an AK47.
1 person -
16. Own a website.
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17. Score a baseball game.
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18. Be a good swimmer.
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19. Wear a bowtie.
1 person -
20. Own a house.
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21. Play golf.
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22. Watch the top 250 movies on the Internet Movie Database
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23. Throw a drink in someone's face
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24. Chop down a tree
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25. visit all 50 states
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26. Go to Europe.
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27. Go to Amsterdam.
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28. Get in a bar fight.
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29. save a life
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30. write a song
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31. be on tv
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32. Get laser hair removal
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33. Buy a big screen TV.
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34. Get my own place
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35. be true to myself
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36. Learn how to draw
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37. Be a good cook
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38. Make up for lost time
6 people
How I did it
It made me
I forgot. 
How I did it: It was long enough. I had several times in my life where I had "long hair." I had a rat-tail when I was about 5, I remember when I had it cut off. I had my hair medium length a bunch of times. I think the longest it's been was when I was a huge stoner my high school junior year after getting kicked out of my last school. Read how I did it…
It made me
Happier, Lazier. 
How I did it: My first time behind the wheel was driving Mikey's sports car. I was doing fine until I almost fucked up and almost hit the curb. I learned all the rules and basic shit at driving school from this little weird polish guy. The guy who taught us the driving part had boils on his neck and I think he had sinus/mucus problems because he made weird noises with his nose. The fat prick yelled at me and my friend a couple of times but he let us li… Read how I did it…
It made me
How I did it: I bought them from a guy who called himself O, his number I got from a friend at school. I wasn't sure how it was gonna make me feel. I thought they would taste bad, I was going to take them with bread, but I just said fuck it and ate them and then downed my orange juice. A few moments went by and I decided to go out with my friends. We got a couple of blunts, I think 3 and smoked at our spot. The shrooms didn't kick in till about the 2nd… Read how I did it…
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