Elven

I’ve worked my way up to quarterly sponge baths and cut my consumption of Hugo Boss Extra Rugged down from six barrels to two. Once I finish my hydrophobia therapy I expect to be bathing monthly. Break out the rubber duckies!

Get into your washtub,
Head out on the Gulf Stream
Lookin’ for indentured
Servitude as it would seem…

“Bird bird eye hand staff bird snake…snake, ram’s head hippo bird ankh bird…staff bird ankh eye!!! Hahahahaha.”