Eubulides

Eubulides's Life List

2. 1.

   Eat a litigation attorney's liver.

   1 person

3. 2.

   Rub two Boy Scouts together until they burst into flame. 2 cheers

   1 person

4. 3.

   Teach my cat to use chopsticks. 1 cheer

   1 person

5. 4.

   Get a haircut like Don King's. 1 cheer

   1 person

6. 5.

   Get my cat a haircut like Don King's.

   1 person

7. 6.

   Start a net rumor that Jenna Bush is dating 50 Cent.

   1 person

8. 7.

   Invade Poland. Blame it on Germany.

   15 people

9. 8.

   Meet someone who's actually named "Hortense."

   1 person