I'm doing 24 things
I think it's been close to five years now...
4 years ago
and I haven’t missed it once yet.
Evil_Genius's Life List
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1. Read the "Baroque Cycle" in its entirety
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2. Start DJing more often
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3. Beat up people who club baby seals
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4. Live my life completely free of drama
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5. Build a portable cell phone jamming device
1 entry . 2 cheers451 people -
6. see Spamalot
1 cheer38 people -
7. Make a fermented beverage from the brain fluids of my vanquished enemies
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8. Discover the true meaning of "Yarm"
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9. Defeat my back yard
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10. Convince people I have Tourette Syndrome
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11. Eat a 5 pound loaf of Tillamook Cheddar
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12. Live on another planet
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13. Get a job where I can dye my hair green and no one will be bothered by it
1 entry . 2 cheers5 people -
14. kiss Faye Valentine all over her body
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15. Clean my goddamned basement
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16. take 43 bong hits
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17. Ban pants in bars and restaurants in Washington State
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18. Have cybernetic implants
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19. Fight William Shatner
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20. Create an army of cybernetically enhanced warriors mounted on giant armored chickens
1 entry . 3 cheers19 people -
21. build a cybernetic exoskeleton
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22. Cause mayhem
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23. light 43 hamsters on fire
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24. Encourage the Red States to secede
1 entry . 4 cheers14 people
Recent entries
for my car
4 years ago
Just imagine…
You are stuck behind some guy chatting it up on his phone while driving 50mph in the fast lane. You push a button on your dashboard. Suddenly, said guy looks quizzically at his phone, wondering why his call suddenly disconnected. Repeat as necessary.
Sure, he’ll probably slow down even more, but at least you’ll get a laugh out of it.
It seems to be winning...
4 years ago
but I have electricity, fossil fuels, and metallurgy on my side. I have a feeling I’m still going to get my ass kicked.
