I'm doing 43 things
Know what I mean?
FunGoals's Life List
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1. Take something for my kleptomania
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2. Borrow enough money to pay off all of my debts
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3. Find the time to look for my missing watch.
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4. Find the balls to learn how to juggle
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5. Invent a new broom that will sweep the nation
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6. Quit using "I laughed so hard I pee'd my pants" as an excuse
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7. Try not to fart every time someone says the word "asphalt".
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8. Find my biological step Mother
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9. Quit yelling "Let's Get Ready to Rum-ble" every time I enter a men's room.
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10. Set aside a couple of hours each week to watch "60 Minutes"
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11. Experience sex in some other fashion than a menage a uno
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12. Remove 2 veggies from my V8 juice so I can get better gas mileage
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13. Create a password so secure not even I can remember it
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14. Eat less than I poop so I can lose weight
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15. Laugh a lot because everyone knows that laughter is the best medi......oh God Laughter tastes awful.
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16. Learn when I should, use a comma
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17. Quit being a quitter
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18. Work on my C-D-O rather than my O-C-D, because I prefer the letters to be in alphabetical order
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19. Buy myself something shiny that goes from 0-250 in about 4 seconds
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20. Try not to say in seventeen words what most people would be able to say in two
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21. impruve my spelling
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22. Save my pennies until I become a millionaire and then trade them in for a million dollars
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23. Perform unspeakable acts on my wife the mime.
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24. Quit procrastinating as soon as I possibly can
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25. Screw celibacy!
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26. Always tell the truth about most things
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27. Make a list of all the people I DON'T like on "AssBook"
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28. Spoon longer with my wife after we Fork, 'cause it feels really Knife.
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29. Never begin what I'm unwilling or unable to fin
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30. Become a ventriloquist farter
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31. When I get my license back, learn the difference between beer and rootbeer
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32. Go to another country to get my passport
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33. Finish everything I sta
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34. Find someone to help me be self sufficient.
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35. Forgive and....something else
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36. See if I can create a vision board
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37. Do a marathon (other than Law and Order on Lifetime)
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38. Never ever ever repeat myself
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39. Figure out how to write a book about how to write a book
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40. Visit every country in the United States
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41. If I ever get drafted into the Army, remember "no shirt, no shoes, no service"
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42. Don't cry when they forget to put a toy in my Happy Meal
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43. Teach my dog the difference between the commands "sit" and "shit"
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