Ghandi

Ghandi's Life List

2. 1.

   determine the length of a fly's penis 1 cheer

   2 people

3. 2.

   go flyfishing with Cookie Monster

   1 person

4. 3.

   dance disco with Mark Twain 1 cheer

   1 person

5. 4.

   try 1783 ways to leave the country

   1 person

6. 5.

   lie in a bed of compost covered with crickets

   1 person

7. 6.

   guard against tooth decay by coating my gums with rubber cement

   1 person

8. 7.

   populate Pakistan with petulant piebalds

   1 person

9. 8.

   participate plastically with particular porcupines

   1 person

10. 9.

    walk barefoot with bear feet on soggy granola 1 cheer

    1 person

11. 10.

    invite the world to sing in perfect discordancy

    1 person

12. 11.

    copulate with rhythmic rumballs 1 cheer

    1 person

13. 12.

    rhyme with the Ancient Mariner 1 cheer

    1 person

14. 13.

    french kiss french bread french toast

    3 people

15. 14.

    to be and not to be

    1 person

16. 15.

    breath garlic gracefully with gracile greccos

    1 person