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3 years ago
It was worth doing originally until the Romans decided to crack down and the Isrealites, the bastards, gave up.
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It was worth doing originally until the Romans decided to crack down and the Isrealites, the bastards, gave up.
Lots of people were killed. It was like a video game. And then that idiot had to build that damn big boat. I’m pissed.