Victoria

No one laughs at God in a hospital
No one laughs at God in a war
No one’s laughing at God
When they’re starving or freezing or so very poor

No one laughs at God
When the doctor calls after some routine tests
No one’s laughing at God
When it’s gotten real late
And their kid’s not back from the party yet

No one laughs at God
When their airplane start to uncontrollably shake
No one’s laughing at God
When they see the one they love, hand in hand with someone else
And they hope that they’re mistaken

No one laughs at God
When the cops knock on their door
And they say we got some bad news, sir
No one’s laughing at God
When there’s a famine or fire or flood

Chorus
But God can be funny
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or
Or when the crazies say He hates us
And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to choke
God can be funny,
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right way
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus
God can be so hilarious
Ha ha
Ha ha

No one laughs at God in a hospital
No one laughs at God in a war
No one’s laughing at God
When they’ve lost all they’ve got
And they don’t know what for

No one laughs at God on the day they realize
That the last sight they’ll ever see is a pair of hateful eyes
No one’s laughing at God when they’re saying their goodbyes
But God can be funny
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or
Or when the crazies say He hates us
And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to choke
God can be funny,
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right way
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus
God can be so hilarious

No one laughs at God in a hospital
No one laughs at God in a war
No one laughs at God in a hospital
No one laughs at God in a war
No one laughing at God in hospital
No one’s laughing at God in a war
No one’s laughing at God when they’re starving or freezing or so very
poor

No one’s laughing at God
No one’s laughing at God
No one’s laughing at God
We’re all laughing with God

I’ve just had the craziest week,
Like a party bag of lies, booze and then deceit.
And I don’t know why I want to voice this out loud,
It’s theraputic somehow.

So I’m moving to New York cos I’ve got problems with my sleep,
And we’re not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
So I’m moving to New York cos I’ve got issues with my sleep,
Looks like Christmas came early, Christmas came early for me.

I put one foot forward and ended up thirty yards back.
And am I losing touch or am I just completely off the track?
And I don’t know why I want to voice this out loud,
It’s theraputic somehow.

So I’m moving to New York cos I’ve got problems with my sleep,
And we’re not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
So I’m moving to New York cos I’ve got issues with my sleep,
Looks like Christmas came early, Christmas came early for me.

So I’m moving to New York cos I’ve got problems with my sleep,
And we’re not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
So I’m moving to New York cos I’ve got issues with my sleep,
Looks like Christmas came early, Christmas came early for me.

I did it! But it was a long time ago. I haven’t been on here in forever! AHH! Lol.