Keep yo cracker-lacker’s fly shut the fuq up.
u bitter rectum eyez! Flipp’n corn ball poop’n beatch!
Hoarsevomit's Life List
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1. Make people laugh
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2. Meet cool women
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3. Go to Hawiia
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4. road trip like a motherfucker all year
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5. meet interesting people in the Ozarks
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6. Never drink again
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7. check my messages
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8. Quit cho Jibba Jabba
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9. Jerk off in a cat's mouth
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Recent entries
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3 years ago
My brain helped me while I was asleep.
3 years ago
Remembering dreams is the door to your REAL reality. You can tap into what’s really going on. I’ve actually had closure in a relationship through a dream. I saw my ex starring into the eyes of another man. They were in my bed. I remember saying “you make me sick.” It made me sick to my stomach in the dream. Then when I woke up I realized that I really didn’t like her anymore. What she had done had soured how I felt. I had kept trying to get back with her until this awakening. Now I don’t desire to be with her and it was all from a gift that my brain forced me to see. Something that my conscious mind didn’t want to look at or think about.
