I'm doing 34 things
Lennon was an interesting fellow.
I Love String Cheese's Life List
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1. Charge exorbitant interest rates to hapless borrowers
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2. Be the token gay guy in a reality show
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3. Establish myself as the most cluelessly talentless poser ever on American Idol
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4. Correct people who tried to correct someone else incorrectly
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5. Work on my caricatures
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6. Ask people if they wish their girlfriend were hot like me
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7. Flood the Zeitgeist with meaningless posts when I see someone trying to advertise there
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8. write haiku on fridays
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9. learn the 42 logical fallacies
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10. Grow extraneous arms with which I could pummell my adversaries
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11. be as cool as Leeroy Jenkins
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12. Have multiple goals with the word 'whilst' in them
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13. Wish for the Happiest Birthday ever to the wonderful Surly on March 26th
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14. say things sexy, like Ricardo Montalban
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15. Explain to a salesman at a guitar shop that I want an amp that goes up to 11 because most bloke's amps only go up to 10.
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16. Make up an Oompah Loompah song whenever someone around me does a social faux pax
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17. Sing "Thank God I'm a country boy" in public
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18. make more people aware of the genocide in Darfur
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19. Grow my beard 6 in. long
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20. be on tv
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21. Do NaNoWriMo
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22. Wear a Speedo to the beach
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23. change
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24. be beautiful inside and out
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25. practice my flute
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26. forget about him
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27. Eat only Doritos for a day
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28. Embrace my Jewish roots
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29. Point out the incorrect parts of Political Correctness
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30. Knit a sleeve for my unit
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31. Visit India
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32. create an altar
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33. Listen to more Grateful Dead
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34. Practice Bagism
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Recent entries
Make up an Oompah Loompah song whenever someone around me does a social faux pax (read all 2 entries…)
Oompah Loompah doopity doo
I’ve got piece of advice for you.
Oompah Loompah doopity dee
Should you not listen they’ll call the PD.
Women don’t like when they’re being stalked
Look over their shoulder while they’re taking a walk.
It’s eerie and creepy and need I go on?
Someday we might see… you… on…
America’s Most Wanted…
Oompah Loompah doopity dah.
Listen to me and you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
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Make up an Oompah Loompah song whenever someone around me does a social faux pax (read all 2 entries…)
Oompah Loompah doopity doo
I got a cheer from someone named Stu.
Oompah Loompah doopity dee
If I am kind he’ll get one from me.
What should you do when they give you some props?
Not cheering back? We’ll call in the cops!
Hoarding the cheers is not very nice.
Your butt might wind up… on… ice…
That would not be paradise…
Oompah Loompah doopity dah.
Reciprocate cheers and you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
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