Gemmie♥

Desmond has his barrow in the market place…
Molly is the singer in a band…
Desmond says to Molly “Girl, I like your face”
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store…
Buys a twenty carat golden ring…
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door…
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of Desmond and Molly Jones… (Ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the market place…
Desmond lets the children lend a hand…
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face…
And in the evening she still sings it with the band…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of Desmond and Molly Jones…
Happy ever after in the market place…
Molly lets the children lend a hand…
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face…
And in the evening she’s a singer with the band…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

I’m not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I’m having fun
I think I’m dumb
Or maybe just happy

Think I’m just happy [x3]

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We’ll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we’ll come down
And have a hangover

Have a hangover [x3]

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

I’m not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
My day is done
But I’m having fun
I think I’m dumb
Maybe just happy

Think I’m just happy [x3]

I think I’m dumb [x12]

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
cause theres too many places Ive got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldnt be the same.
cause Im as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I cant change.

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I cant change.
But please dont take it badly,
cause lord knows Im to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldnt be the same.
Cause Im as free as a bird now,
And this bird youll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I cant change.
Lord help me, I cant change.

Simply, knowing you exist aint good enough for me
But asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate

Seeing as I can’t
You don’t say hi
As you walk by

And that time you shook my hand it felt so nice
I swear I never felt this way about any other guy
And I don’t usually notice people’s eyes but..

I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
But I was walking along and bumped into you
Much more heavily than I had originally planned
It was well embarrassing and I think you thought I was a bit of a twat

I just think that we’d get on
And I wish I could tell you face to face
Without singing this stupid song
But yeah I just think that we’d get on

So I went to that party
Everyone, they looked kind of arty
And I was wearing this dress
Cause I wanted to impress
But I wasn’t sure that I looked my best
Cause I was so nervous
But carried on regardless
Strutting through each room trying to find you

Then I saw you kissing that girl
My heart it shattered
And my eyes they watered
And when I tried to speak I stuttered
And my friends were like whatever
You’ll get some one better
His eyes are way to close together
And we never even liked him from the start
And now he’s with that tart
And I herd she done some really nasty stuff down in the park
With Michael
He said she’s easy
And if your guys with the one that’s sleazy
Then he aint worth your time
Cause you deserve a real nice guy

So I proceeded to get drunk
And to cry
Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night

Saturday night I watched channel 5
I particularly liked CSI
I don’t ever dream about you and me
I don’t ever make up stuff about you and me
That could be considered insanity
I don’t ever drive by your house
To see if you’re in
I don’t even have an opinion
On that tramp that you’re still seeing
I don’t know your timetable
I don’t know your face off by heart
But I must admit there’s a part
That still thinks that
We might get on
We might get on

Earth is the only planet not named after a Pagan God.

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… P*S

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

Things are feeling thin
Well I know I know,
Lost my seat again
Well I’ll go I’ll go,
Pushin in the pin
Well I know I know,
wWe’re gonna go back in
e’re gonna go go go!

Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,

I like to sleep with him
Pushin in the pin,
I like to sleep with him
Well I know I know,
We’re gonna go back in
We’re gonna go go go,
We’re gonna go back in
We’re gonna go go go,

Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno,
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

I was alone, falling free,
trying my best not to forget,
what happened to us, what happened to me,
what happened as i let it slip.

I was confused by the powers that be,
forgetting names and faces,
Passers by, were looking at me,
as if they could erase it.

Baby…did you forget to take your meds?
Baby…did you forget to take your meds?

I was alone, staring over the ledge,
Trying my best not to forget,
all manner of joy, all manner of glee,
and our one heroic pledge.

How it mattered to us, how it mattered to me,
and the consequences.
I was confused, by the birds and the bees,
forgetting if i meant it.

Baby..did you forget to take your meds?
Baby..did you forget to take your meds?
Baby..did you forget to take your meds?
Baby..did you forget to take your meds?

And the sex and the drugs, and the complications.
And the sex and the drugs, and the complications.
And the sex and the drugs, and the complications.
And the sex and the drugs, and the complications.

Baby..did you forget to take you meds?
Baby..did you forget to take you meds?
Baby..did you forget to take you meds?
Baby..did you forget to take you meds?
Baby..did you forget to take you meds?
Baby..did you forget to take you meds?

I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

I guess I just lost my husband
I don’t know where he went
So I’m gonna drink my money
I’m not gonna pay his rent (nope)
I’ve got a brand new attitude,
And I’m gonna wear it tonight
I’m gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight

So,
So what I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you
And guess what
I’m havin more fun
And now that were done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

Unh Check my flow Uohhh

The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simps
(Shit! )
I guess I’ll go sit with drum boy
At least he’ll know how to hit
(Oops)
What if this song’s on the radio,
Then somebody’s gonna die! haha
I’m going to get in trouble,
My ex will start a fight

Na na na na
He’s gonna to start a fight
Na na na na
We’re all gonna
To get into a fight

So,
So what I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you
And guess what
I’m havin more fun
And now that were done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

You weren’t there
You never were
You want it all but that’s not fair
I gave you life
I gave my all
You weren’t there, you let me fall

So, so what I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you
And guess what
I’m havin more fun
And now that were done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

No no
No no, I don’t want you tonight
You weren’t there
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

Ba da da da pffftt

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Welcome to the jungle
We’ve got fun ‘n’ games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you’re gonna bleed
But it’s the price you pay
And you’re a very sexy girl
That’s very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won’t get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You’ll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I gonna watch you bleed

And when you’re high you never
Ever want to come down, so down,
So down, so down, so dooooowwwwwn
YEAH yeah yeah!

You know where you are?
You’re in the jungle baby.
You’re gonna die!

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It’ gonna bring you down-HA!

The sex of leopard geckos is determined by the temperature of the incubator when it’s an egg.

Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
Say oh no.

Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inibriates the guilt.
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Cold turkey’s getting stale
Tonight I’m eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak, no

There’s a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I’m dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Troubled times, you know I can not lie
I’m off the wagon and I’m hitchin’ a ride

There’s a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I’m dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!

Troubled times, you know I can not lie
I’m off the wagon and I’m hitchin’ a ride

I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride
I’m hitchin’ a ride

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan”.

I am actually shocked at how many books/graphic novels I have but haven’t read. More shocking I KEEP buying new ones as wells as going to the library often as well!
So this goal is pretty closely linked to my “Read for an hour every day” goal, cause completing one will lead to completing the other!

I thought it’d be so easy to do this when the idea struck me.
It isn’t.
Between work and housework and socialising and, well life in general finding an hour every single day is kinda hard. Which saddens me.