Inuki




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  2. 1. Add the impossible-to-add goal
    		1 person
  3. 2. absolutely nothing
    		13 people
  4. 3. aggravate a yak
    		5 people
  5. 4. hurt someone
    		6 people
  6. 5. make love to a sea goat
    		1 person
  7. 6. go to japan
    		3,189 people
  8. 7. coat my tongue in yak butter
    		1 person
  9. 8. run through an Amish village naked covered with nintendo controllers, xmas lights and an Ipod buttplug all while screaming "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN."
    2 cheers     		14 people
  10. 9. show my former diocese priest a series of disturbing vacation slides showing my descent from good wholesome catholic boy to a perverse gap-toothed maniac intent on turning my house into an exact replica of a Cluedo board with candlestick furnishings.
    1 cheer     		1 person
  11. 10. help push along the current mass extinction of species on Earth by sitting on my verandah in the afternoon and taking potshots at animals and neighbours then lighting a large rubber tire fire to dispose of the fuel-drenched corpses.
    3 cheers     		1 person
  12. 11. hold a party involving 500 loyal followers and a truckload of kool aid before discarding our human containers to ride a comet to heaven
    1 cheer     		6 people
  13. 12. devour a bottle of Adrenochrome and wake up in a flooded hotel room with a dinosaur tail strapped to my butt, a recorder on my chest, drug paraphenalia floating across the room and a six-shooter in the toilet.
    		3 people
  14. 13. become calm and tranquil like a buddhist monk meditating at Lake Placid and when people aren't expecting it *BAM!* I'll turn into a supersized ferocious crocodile and eat them.
    		9 people
  15. 14. make my keyboard and mouse have sex thus making some form of freaky new computer paraphernalia which I shall give the German sounding name of kouse or von meboard.
    4 cheers     		3 people
  16. 15. implode
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  17. 16. King Arthur to congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war will end. Reagan will steal my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
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  18. 17. climb mount everest and at the summit wail on a guitar to a 80's hair metal act like Van Halen or Dokken while fighter jets fly over streaming the stars and stripes and bigfoot trucks driven by swimsuit models climb up the mountain.
    		12 people
  19. 18. discourse on the supercalifragilisticexpialidociously awful aspects of 19th Century Antidisestablishmentarianism and its adverse impact on modern British society
    		4 people
  20. 19. engage in spirited discourse regarding the “touchy” issues with the eventual goal of restoring balance to a nation about to topple off the edge of logic and into sheer insanity
    		2 people
  21. 20. camp out in cranberry bogs
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  22. 21. I want to be someone or see someone taking a break from eating rolls to roll a joint while they roll while drinking a rolling rock while listening to rock and roll in a rolls thats rolling through some rolling hills
    		3 people
  23. 22. skip to class in the morning while the world explodes around me in a plethora of beautiful sonic explosions caused by the collision of multiple strings of space-time after a comet strikes the pope
    		5 people
  24. 23. unite pirates and ninjas
    		3 people
  25. 24. fight an evil killer robot ninja monkey and his legion of super mutant zombie monkeys, with the help of my friend, future eddee and his trusty sidekick, nacho the super duper donkey
    		3 people
  26. 25. find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto...more often
    		2 people
  27. 26. I wanna ride my harley on planet pluto beneath flying unicorns and aliens drunk on vodka
    		2 people
  28. 27. drink that purp, or sizzurp
    		2 people
  29. 28. find my glorious image on a piece of toast, sell it on ebay for a grand sum of money, donate the proceeds to my favorite charity
    		4 people
  30. 29. go to a drunken party, but not be drunk. Maybe have a buzz but let the drunk people entertain me, like TV
    		2 people
  31. 30. Create an army of cybernetically enhanced warriors mounted on giant armored chickens
    		18 people
  32. 31. paint a tasteful portrait of Christ on a bike
    		2 people
  33. 32. celebrate my David Lynch-themed birthday, and ensuing quarter life train wreck, by violently purging my stomach lining and destroying any sense of decency I once had by snorting cocaine off a backward-speaking midget’s back
    		3 people
  34. 33. watch Ronald McDonald and the Burger King have a fist fight.
    		5 people
  35. 34. see a leopard fight a oyster
    		3 people
  36. 35. see a priest fight a wizard
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  37. 36. fill all my bodily orafaces with tobacco and limes
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  38. 37. enjoy colonic irrigation with judith chalmers
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  39. 38. make one super-vegetable that contains all other vegetables until there are no more vegetables but my vegetable and i shall take over the world with my vegetable
    		5 people
  40. 39. Remind all those stuck-up,mean-spirited,haute couture-hypnotized,frozen-beauties that they're just walking mini-oceans with oily chunks of tissue supported by rickety calcium rods that are wrapped up in a semi-permeable,UV resistant membrane.
    1 cheer     		1 person
  41. 40. I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
    1 cheer     		324 people
  42. 41. become so jaded and bitter that I drop out of society to live in the wilderness in a timber hut while tending to abstract mathematical theorems, the "MANIFESTO" and have conversations with the ghosts of dead 80's hair metal acts.
    2 cheers     		31 people
  43. 42. Buy strange animals, put them in the living room and then deny knowing about how they got there when questioned by my roommates
    3 cheers     		18 people
  44. 43. Invent a time machine, go back and invent said time machine yesterday so I have time machine right now
    1 cheer     		8 people
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