I'm doing 25 things
that fuckin level is hard… only cheaters can beat it
JELQ's Life List
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1. run the country
3 people -
2. spin around in a circle till i puke
1 person -
3. make a rocketship
2 people -
4. make a porno (with a midget)
1 person -
5. fall inlove QQ
1 person -
6. spank a monkey
5 people -
7. kick the shit outta the DELL kid
1 person -
8. bone the chick smurf
1 person -
9. get my butt licked
5 people -
10. be on the jamaican bobsled team
1 cheer2 people -
11. hurry up and get done with this 43 fuckin things
1 cheer2 people -
12. shave my nuts.. its been a week
1 person -
13. did i mention win the motherfuckin lotto?
1 person -
14. do a backflip
852 people -
15. masturbate less
1 entry33 people -
16. get a russian mail order bride
1 cheer7 people -
17. be a ninja
1 cheer197 people -
18. win the motherfuckin lotto
1 person -
19. have sex with a midget
1 entry14 people -
20. play volley ball with the midget i had sex with
1 person -
21. quit bein so damn sexy ^.^
1 person -
22. get a picture that ISNT blurry
1 cheer3 people -
23. become the last star fighter
1 cheer1 person -
24. beat the dam level on ninja turtles
1 entry1 person -
25. play in the superbowl
2 people
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