I is accomplishing this by the leaps and bounds, I tell ya. I never’d knowed just how much crud I keep tucked away in my little belly button. I is using the butter knife to do the main scraping and a washcloth to much out the residue. It still a bit dirty in there so’s I mark this one off when I is squeaky clean.
JacktheRaccoon's Life List
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1. define the word "the" since i is using it so much
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2. find out what the heck to do with the celery
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3. obtain a telescope
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4. be as lovely as a tree
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5. buy my bear some shoes
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6. learn how to make toast
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7. crush my reticence
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8. master my gee-tar plucking skills
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9. be Just like Thor
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10. employ smurfs to do my bidding
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11. solve my problems til they is smooth as pancakes
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12. communicate with the gnomes that live under my porch
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13. find out exactly where the twilight zone is
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14. ride a buffalo
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15. delintify my belly button
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16. find my Missing left socks
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17. count to infinity
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18. vote for Lincoln in the 2008
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19. own my forest house
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20. sing to the grass that grows by my mailbox
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