I'm doing 43 things
step 1: find an unsuspecting fellow
step 2: go on a date with unsuspecting fellow – the cuter the better. Brains are not required..but he does need to be well muscled.. who knows what we might come up against while making love in the rain
step 3: go on 2nd, 3rd, 4th date..trick him to believe I’m the most amazing person ever. Also helps if he doesn’t have a wife so will stick around for remaining steps
step 4: make him believe he is ‘in love’ with me.. poor fool.. love does not exist
step 5: convince him that I have a sudden fear of making love indoors
step 6: wait for it to rain..hopefully you live in a warm place for this one; cold rain would probably not be much fun
step 7: tell your brainless beautiful strong lover about your plan and how much it would turn you on to make love in the rain. Would suggest having this playing in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu6KrT2QoA
step 8: pick a secluded spot.. hopefully no homeless people around; but if so – no worries, because your lover is well muscled to fend them off
step 9: remove clothing, insert appropriate parts, fake it and head home.
step 10: dump the poor fool and move on to the next goal on the list..
So far I am on step 1. If anyone you know meets the criteria – send them my way sil vous plait. Also – I’m looking for vampires (see goal #31) – who knows, I might be able to hit two birds with one stone.
