I'm doing 13 things
It wasn’t what I expected.
There were no women in fabulous fur hats or teary-eyed lovers running alongside the train as we left. In fact, the car I chose was full of bums and their smells. I definitely couldn’t imagine Rosemary Clooney taking this train, but I could imagine Hunter S. Thompson there. The train had a certain anti-romance about it that reminded me of boxcars and hobos. what was I thinking before? The train ought to be celebrated for what it is: the poor man’s transportation, a place for eccentrics and alcoholics. The next train I take, expect gypsy clothes and bottles in paper bags.
Jobell721's Life List
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1. Buy an inflatable kiddie pool and lounge in it all summer, sipping iced teas and making cat calls to the 15-year-old boys in the neighborhood.
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2. Create a Friday morning T-time tradition, find a friend to join me and dress like delightfully tacky British golfers.
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3. throw a going-away party for my wisdom teeth
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4. Thank Grandfather Salmon as often as possible.
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5. live frugally, but stylishly and deliciously
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6. Write long love letters with flowery words and little drawings in the margins to people who will appreciate it.
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7. Create a mobile out of all of my stolen spoons.
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8. Purchase my first BB Gun, and learn to shoot it like a cow wrangler.
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9. Create and sell Do-Your-Own Seance Kits.
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10. Learn to read palms (for in cases of emergency)
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11. Bake cookies that look like my favorite musicians.
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13. Attend Burning Man
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my inflatable kiddie pool is disgusting. Murky water the color of diarrhea that’s frozen over, so I can’t even pour it out.
this is why I love summer. winter ruins the magic.
