I'm doing 10 things
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4 years ago
ain’t nothing wrong with tappin’ that ass.
JohnThreePasos's Life List
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1. learn how to speak "kick-ass-ery"
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2. smoke a twix bar in Lichtenstein
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3. stop masturbating with cornmeal and a pilgrim's hat
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4. teach a man to fish and then break his legs
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5. be inappropriately sexy
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6. rob a nun with only tweezers
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7. do 100 situps a day
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8. tap that ass
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9. stop crying "rape" when my 3 year old daughter enters the room
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10. fax cheese
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kick-ass-ery
4 years ago
There’s no much to this. Basically, you come up to me and I start speaking “kick-ass-ery”, at which point, you have two choices:
- submit to my will
- prepare to be beaten
As you can see, this would be pretty kick ass, which is why i want to learn to speak it. Basically I feel like I already have with this entry, but just in case, I’m putting it here anyway.
