Kashur

1. My biggest fear is being boring or uninteresting. My fear has actually led me to some extreme circumstances in my life.
2. I can get completely and utterly absorbed in conversations and I ignore the world while I’m having them.
3. I’m very clumsy. Random things will fall over and I will trip over things when I’m around. I will never own a white carpet.
4. Even though I appear to be warm and friendly to others, I’m actually a very very shy person.
5. I’m overly self-conscious about my personality.
6. Even though, I’m not much of a girly girl. I always wanted to own a big poofy pink Cinderella dress.
7. I have a great imagination.
8. I tend to get lost in my own deep thoughts about the universe and the world.
9. I love to cook.
10. I love to read science fiction books.
11. I want to learn how to sew, knit, and crochet.
12. I get along easier with men than I do women.

No one’s picking up the phone
Guess it’s me and me
And this little masochist
She’s ready to confess
All the things that i nerver thought
That she could feel and

Hey Jupiter
NOthings been the same
So are you gay
Are you blue
Thought we both could use a friend
To run to
And I thought you’d see with me
You wouldn’t have to be something new

Sometimes I breathe you in
And I know you know
And sometimes you take a swim
Found your writing on my wall
If my hearts soaking wet
Boy your boots ccan leave a mess

Hey Jupiter
NOthings been the same
So are you gay
Are you blue
Thought we both could use a friend
To run to
And I thought I wouldn’t have to keep
With you
Hiding

Thought I knew myself so well
All the dolls I had
Took my leather off the shelf
Your apocalypse was fab
For a girl who couldn’t choose between
The shower or the bath

And I thought I wouldn’t have to be
With you
A magazine

No one’s picking up the phone
Guess it’s clear he’s gone
And this little masochist
Is lifting up her dress
Guess I thought I could never feel
The things I feel
Hey Jupiter

My Fiancee occasionally asks me, “Why do you love me?”. I usually tell him. “Because you’re you.”.

So, here you go, Brandon. Here’s a list of 43 things that make me happy about you. Sorry about being so vague in the past. There’s so much more than 43 things, But I have to stick with the theme of the website.

Hopefully you can learn to forgive me. =P

List of 43 things that make me happy about him:

1. He’s intelligent: Sometimes he really does surprise me with his logic. This guy is super smart. He excels in Wisdom, Knowledge and common sense. I find this rare. If we ever had a zombie outbreak. I’d feel safe around him.

2. He gives great hugs: He’s definitely mastered the art of hugging. If I’m ever having a bad day, All I need is one his superfluous hugs and the world is spinning around again.

3. He’s super geeky: And he actually knows what he’s talking about and he doesn’t pretend he knows. We could spend hours playing games, watching moves, and geeking out.

4. He’s very charismatic: He could talk himself out of anything, Talk himself into anything and then talk himself out of that again. Win arguments, empower people through words, Make women swoon over him. ( Well, I fell for it. ) He can do impressions, Come up with random dialogue off the top of his head. He’s a silvery-tounged smooth talker.

5. He’s Hilarious: They say that 15 minutes of laughter a day is healthy for you. When I’m around him, make that about 4 hours. I give him much credit for laughing at my horrible jokes.

6. He’s sexy: Random gropings occur because of this. He’s a very seductive and attractive man. He could have been a model. And he knows he looks good. I find his vanity attractive.

7. He’s great in bed: Multiple orgasms = Win.

8. He’s artistic: He’s very artistically inclined, Not just by producing his own work, Which I wished he divulged in his abilities more often. He always has great taste in music, art, film.

9. He’s a good dancer: I haven’t seen him move very much, But I know he’s got it there.

10. He’s strong: You wouldn’t think by looking at him that he could lift cars and throw them at people. But he’s actually very strong and he has fast reflexes. I wouldn’t make him angry. He could probably kick your ass..

11. He’s egotistical: His ego is going to be stroked after he reads this. He definitely thinks highly of himself. I think if he had the money and the power. He could be the next batman.

12. He’s romantic: He’s done a lot of things that just makes me swoon, or write a bad romantic poem about it.

13: He’s strange: Not in a bad creepy sort of way, But in a novelty sort of way. He’s different from most people and he can be extremely random and do some strange things. Which all adds up him being completely adorable.

14: He’s Supportive: He supports me in all of my even if they are crazy endeavors and keep me in line and motivated until I complete them.

15. He loves my food: He loves it when I cook for him, Which makes it all the more worthwhile.

16. He has strange fetishes: He’s a freak and I love it.

17. He has excellent taste in fashion: He could dress very well if he was up for it.

18. He’s a fast learner: He can learn things at amazingly quick speeds.

19. He doesn’t drink, smoke or do drugs: I don’t ever see him making a habit out of that.

20. He’s not overly religious: He has his beliefs, but he never goes dogmatic on you.

21. He’s opinionated: That’s a very good thing to me. He has his opinions on just about everything.

22. He gives me lots of attention: And he never leaves me alone!

23. He’s jealous: Jealousy proves to me that you actually show care about the person you are with. But he’s not jealous to the extreme.

24. He’s sensitive: He’s human and he has feelings.

25. He’s a great gamer: Not only does he play games, But he’s very good at them.

26. He’s a great kisser: Yum.

27. He loves animals: I think he likes more than he likes people.

28. He’s a great conversationalist: He thinks he’s terrible at being social, He usually has something interesting to say and he likes to listen.

29. He’s affectionate: Kisses, hugs, cuddles, snogs, gropes, caresses, embraces, touches, massages.

30. He’s tech-savvie: I’ve never heard him call anything that’s part of a machine or a device a “thingiemabobber”.

31. He’s a pirate: YAAAAR!!!

32. He has great taste in music: I have never had to tell him to turn that crap down..

33. He’s observant: He notices everything. Even a little piece of dirt on a monitor.

34. He doesn’t snore: He’s very easy to sleep next to. Although, I know I’m not. I’m a notorious blanket thief.

35. He’s not boring: He always wants to do something, or we always have something to talk about. He’s a very interesting person.

36. He’s a good singer: Even though he denies this claim.

37: He’s a good leader: and he cares about the people in his team, and values team work. He has sent me “How to survive a robot uprising” for future preperation.

38. He’s open-minded: Two old people fucking on top of an elephant in the middle of the street wouldn’t bother him.

39. He’s dedicated: Once he finds a cause worthy enough for his time, He’s loyal to it until everything crashes and burns.

40. He’s mean: Not deliberately. He picks on me a lot which I like. Not to mention he’s not always nice, Which keeps things between us interesting.

41. He compliments me: He notices how I look, which is very important to me.

42. He wins arguments: And he never backs away. Until someone else does.

43. He’s Brandon: And no one in the world will ever be like him. He’s full of win.

I’m done. Now it’s time to write 43 things that I hate about him. This should be easy…