I'm doing 43 things
Untitled
3 years ago
I’m sick of jumping and sitting. Rar.
Kermit's Life List
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1. eat Poppycock
1 person -
2. be a respected reporter
1 person -
3. fall in love with someone who loves me too
1,045 people -
4. eat more flies
1 person -
5. be held in the arms of Dr. Tammaro
1 person -
6. jump in puddles
36 people -
7. be called a literary animal by a frog I love
1 person -
8. make sweet passionate love to Miss Piggy
1 person -
9. follow Dr. Tammaro home
1 person -
10. hit on Dr. Carollo
1 person -
11. question my sexuality
1 person -
12. figure out if I have nostrils
1 person -
13. be loved. I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.
1 person -
14. get a massage from Dr. Tammaro
1 person -
15. gaze lovingly at Dr. Tammaro
1 entry1 person -
16. seduce Miss Piggy
1 entry1 person -
17. close my mouth
1 entry2 people -
18. find the rainbow connection
1 entry2 people -
19. escape from Dr. Tammaro's office more often
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20. sit on a pillow instead of on a shelf
1 entry1 person -
21. visit the other professors in the English department
1 entry1 person -
22. read "The Frogs"
1 entry1 person -
23. dress up as a woman
1 entry1 person -
24. be happy with my color
1 entry1 person -
25. go back to Literary Animals
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26. eat pineapple
1 entry1 person -
27. jump off my shelf and scare the crap out of someone, preferably Dr. Tammaro
1 entry1 person -
28. sleep with Jessica again
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
29. stop staring at Dr. Tammaro when he walks by, even if he is super dreamy
1 entry1 person -
30. reclaim my vagina button
1 entry1 person -
31. buy some clothes
1 entry2 people -
32. run for president of the United States
1 entry . 1 cheer7 people -
33. figure out if I am male or female
1 entry1 person -
34. have tea with Dr. Retzlaff
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35. stalk Dr. Carollo
1 entry1 person -
36. play strip-leapfrog
1 entry1 person -
37. pretend to be Ljuba and seduce Viskovitz
1 entry1 person -
38. eat pork, and lots of it
1 entry1 person -
39. close my eyes
1 entry4 people -
40. learn to walk
1 entry13 people -
41. sleep with Jessica
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42. read more about hookers
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43. accept my greenness
1 cheer1 person
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