I'm doing 43 things
Untitled
3 years ago
I’m sick of jumping and sitting. Rar.
Kermit's Life List
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1. accept my greenness
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2. buy some clothes
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3. reclaim my vagina button
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4. stop staring at Dr. Tammaro when he walks by, even if he is super dreamy
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5. sleep with Jessica again
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6. jump off my shelf and scare the crap out of someone, preferably Dr. Tammaro
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7. eat pineapple
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8. go back to Literary Animals
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9. be happy with my color
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10. run for president of the United States
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11. figure out if I am male or female
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12. have tea with Dr. Retzlaff
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13. read more about hookers
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14. sleep with Jessica
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15. learn to walk
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16. close my eyes
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17. eat pork, and lots of it
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18. pretend to be Ljuba and seduce Viskovitz
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19. play strip-leapfrog
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20. stalk Dr. Carollo
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21. dress up as a woman
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22. read "The Frogs"
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23. visit the other professors in the English department
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24. follow Dr. Tammaro home
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25. make sweet passionate love to Miss Piggy
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26. be called a literary animal by a frog I love
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27. jump in puddles
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28. be held in the arms of Dr. Tammaro
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29. eat more flies
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30. fall in love with someone who loves me too
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31. be a respected reporter
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32. hit on Dr. Carollo
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33. question my sexuality
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34. figure out if I have nostrils
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35. sit on a pillow instead of on a shelf
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36. escape from Dr. Tammaro's office more often
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37. find the rainbow connection
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38. close my mouth
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39. seduce Miss Piggy
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40. gaze lovingly at Dr. Tammaro
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41. get a massage from Dr. Tammaro
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42. be loved. I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.
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43. eat Poppycock
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