I'm doing 42 things
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2 years ago
Going this summer as a part of a conservation project. Gonna get bitten by every poisonous thing on the continent and it’s still gonna be fucking awesome:)
KittyTheHitwoman's Life List
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1. give up on my goals
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2. pretend to be a prayer flag on the Tibetan winds
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3. find out what the leopard was seeking at that altitude
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4. watch baby sea turtles hatch and crawl to the ocean
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5. graffiti the Moon
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6. get away with it
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7. become a mail-order bride
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8. unclutter
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9. Harness my destructive potential for the betterment of mankind.
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10. remove this goal from my list
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11. bio-engineer a plague that only kills those who strive towards normalcy
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12. continue telling people how Kant is a cunt
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13. find out if, when people on 43things say they want to live instead of exist, they are referencing the Oscar Wilde quote or just that one episode of Angel
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14. start a bonfire with my mind
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15. seduce a nun
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16. Watch X-Files movie 2
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17. PLAN B
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18. be a file in the X-files
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19. learn graphology
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20. kill the president
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21. become even more vaguely punk-ish
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22. forget, but not forgive
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23. save a cow, eat a vegetarian
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24. finish my degree in psychology and work for the FBI
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25. buy a slave child on the black market
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26. die and rule all realms of the afterlife
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27. pirate more music
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28. pee
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29. finish reading the sonnets
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30. buy groceries
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31. be more like space pirate Ryoko
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32. marry a Supervillain
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33. learn to read ancient egyptian hieroglyphs
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34. TP The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
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35. find the meaning
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36. dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
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37. eat more meat
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38. aggravate a yak
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39. use whom instead of who whenever I can just to annoy dolts, perplex numbskulls, and seduce the worthy
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40. see where every dark unpaved road leads
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41. ask God what the fuck?!
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42. sculpt a bust of David Duchovny
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3 years ago
Oh wow, you mean you found a “Nuke Australia” button that works?! See, I was skipping along one lovely morning and tripped on a “Nuke the Moon” button. ‘Nice!’ I thought, ‘now we can hang out with the cool satelliteless kids, like Mercury!’ But all that happened was Baby Jesus tackled me and raped me in the ear. sad sigh
I myself am planning on nuking Antarctica. Those icecaps have been lookin at me funny and giggling behind my back like some sort of desperate homemakers. The fuckers.
