First off, I need a job before I can learn to drive. I have to pay for my own lessons and they are definitely not cheap.
But I am.
Oh, why won’t someone hire me?
| 1. |
be able to do a handstand
2 entries . 64 cheers |
22 people |
| 2. |
be able to fake an Irish accent
1 entry . 73 cheers |
378 people |
| 3. |
Be up to date with my assessments.
13 entries . 13 cheers |
2 people |
| 4. |
become a Wikipedia contributor
1 entry . 45 cheers |
207 people |
| 5. |
Blog more often
2 entries . 2 cheers |
405 people |
| 6. |
Build an impressive music library
2 cheers |
2 people |
| 7. |
Design t-shirts
2 cheers |
127 people |
| 8. |
Do a backflip.
1 entry . 40 cheers |
852 people |
| 9. |
do something active everyday
31 cheers |
7 people |
| 10. |
do the splits
1 entry . 16 cheers |
2,271 people |
| 11. |
Every time someone asks me to do something, ask if they want fries with that
39 cheers |
3 people |
| 12. |
Finish my piano exams.
2 entries . 36 cheers |
1 person |
| 13. |
fly a kite
3 entries . 37 cheers |
630 people |
| 14. |
Go fishing with someone
1 entry . 33 cheers |
2 people |
| 15. |
Go on a roadtrip with my friends
2 entries . 30 cheers |
39 people |
| 16. |
go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
2 entries . 20 cheers |
21,233 people |
| 17. |
Improve my posture
3 entries . 15 cheers |
2,792 people |
| 18. |
Jump in a taxi and yell 'Follow that car!'
1 entry . 76 cheers |
21 people |
| 19. |
Learn how to whistle really loud with my fingers
1 entry . 23 cheers |
990 people |
| 20. |
learn to drive
1 entry |
6,743 people |
| 21. |
Learn to juggle with three balls
2 entries . 16 cheers |
39 people |
| 22. |
Learn to pick locks
24 cheers |
1,514 people |
| 23. |
Learn to play the guitar
10 entries . 19 cheers |
13,799 people |
| 24. |
Learn to play 'The Heart Asks Pleasure First' properly
2 entries |
97 people |
| 25. |
live on Smoothies, Mon-Fri
3 entries . 3 cheers |
2 people |
| 26. |
Not speak a word for 24 hours
1 entry . 26 cheers |
16 people |
| 27. |
Send a message in a bottle
2 entries . 15 cheers |
4,127 people |
| 28. |
send in a postcard to PostSecret
3 entries . 29 cheers |
126 people |
| 29. |
stop being afraid of commitment
29 cheers |
47 people |
| 30. |
stop doubting myself
2 entries . 56 cheers |
251 people |
| 31. |
steal a street sign
2 entries . 17 cheers |
213 people |
| 32. |
take more chances
2 entries . 33 cheers |
376 people |
| 33. |
wake up happy
5 entries . 49 cheers |
135 people |
| 34. |
work in a bookstore
31 cheers |
139 people |
| 35. |
Work in Gloria Jeans
3 entries . 4 cheers |
1 person |
| 36. |
Write my name in wet cement
4 entries . 39 cheers |
549 people |
First off, I need a job before I can learn to drive. I have to pay for my own lessons and they are definitely not cheap.
But I am.
Oh, why won’t someone hire me?