LexFletcher

I rescue gnomes from their lackluster lives as lawn ornaments in your perfect rose garden. Look out.

www.youtube.com/lulu615

And yes, I’m aware that I’m now a subscription whore. Do as you please.

I’m planning to get a skull and crossbones, with a snake slithering through the skull’s eye socket. I’m getting it really small though. So small, you’d have to have a magnifying glass to look at it. Okay, so I’m getting tattoo of a dot. You caught me. I just think it would be funny to be able to say I’ve got “ink” and then whip out what looks to be a pen mark when someone asks to see it. It’ll be a gag at job interviews, I’m sure.

I keep my camera in my pocket no matter where I go, because you never know when inspiration will strike. That, and maybe somebody will get mugged or something. Here’s hoping.

To hold up my pants. I can’t do karate for shit, though.

I’d like to make a documentary about gnoming. It’s liberating. It’s an art. It’s a lifestyle.

No, I mean literally…I’m afraid of stages.

72% of the time, people just think I’m high.

My recipe for macadamia nut pancakes will go down in history.

In a hot air balloon.

It’s my favorite.

Everybody comes to Hollywood, they want to make it in the neighborhood.

In Colorado, heck yes.

There are way more parts that don’t match up than the few that actually do.

Good times.

Let’s do it

I broke it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAQe4SCmU0

I went to the local 7/11 and bought one of everything you had to be 18 to buy. This included a Maxim magazine, a lighter, a lotto ticket, and a cigar.

It’s the sexiest instrument in the world. Jazz FTW.

More and more are torn down every year. They’re losing their appeal, but I think they could make a big comeback. The drive-in is my favorite place to be.