The sad thing about this is..I was so scared to actually go purchase one that I stole one instead. I went to Spencers and ventured in the back where all the crazy glow in the dark shit it and simply plucked a pretty clear pink vibrator and dropped it in my purse. I drove home silently, ignoring all phone calls, stopping at all the red lights, and smiling at everyone who drove past. I got home..took the batteries out the remote…locked the door to my room and…well…sat there for a moment cause like a dummy I didn’t know if this was the thing you just..you know..or if it was the thing that you actually do the do..so i was confused for about 2 seconds but I soon figured it out..oh god did I figure it out…lol
LilMa07's Life List
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1. stop procratinating
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2. Change a persons life
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3. orchestrate a meneage a trois for my boyfriends 21st bday
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4. Write an erotic novel with a stranger
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5. Move to Miami
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6. Create my own clothing line
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7. buy a vibrator
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I was born to live in Miami. I’ve only been there 3 times in my whole freakin life. They say Miami is home of the beautiful, grown, and Sexy. Well damn it I’m Beautiful, sexy, and…almost grown but still.. I don’t mean to sound vain but I look good as hell..I’ve got a great body (even after I’ve had my son Jordan (just three weeks ago)) and I love the atmosphere. I’m tired of being a nobody here in JACKSONVILLE NORTH CAROLINA. everyone here is just ugh.. The atmosphere there is just sexy! The beaches and the clubs and all the celebs… I’ve only been lucky to meet 9 different celebrities while in Miami… and I want more! (P. Diddy-Spectacular and Slick em (pretty ricky)JLOMike(B-ball player..not..the woman) that hideous chick from real world miami(the blonde one) steve harvey, Omahr, Cuba Gooding Jr, LL MOTHA FUCKIN COOL J OMG THAT MO FO IS SEXY AS HELL! HOLD UP! IVE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT. MY DAD HAD TAKEN US TO THIS LITTLEFORGET THE NAME. THIS WAS BACK IN 02">AREAWE WERE WALKING ALONG THE SIDEWALK AND HERE COMES LL PULLING UP TO A LIGHT WITH THE TOP DOWN TO THIS SILVER CONVERTIBLE WHATCHAMACALLIT. I DAMN NEAR PISSED MY PANTS. THAT DUDE IS FINE IN PERSON. I WAS FORTUNATE TO GET AN AUTOGRAPH ON THE BACK OF A RECIEPT BUT MY DUMB ASS LOST IT). The stupid thing is..I never ever got a chance to get the film on my disposable cameras developed. As soon as I do please believe i’m gonna be up here in a heartbeat. btw Diddy is a really mellow dude. He stays is MIA.
I’m doing these god awful online classes and I have deadlines for everything. I have test that have a specific time frame to be completed by but I always seem to end up doing somthing else. I’ll sit down and read any other book but the one I really need to be reading. So far…i’ve got a test on the 5th that needs to be done by 11:59pm and I haven’t studied for it. If I can stop procrastinating and throwing everything back for “later” then i’d be one hell of a person.
