I'm doing 11 things
This is it
13 months ago
I’m going on saturday, wish me luck!
LiteralKa's Life List
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1. Rub shit over my face and become a chink
1 person -
2. Cut my kneecap off and use it as a condom
2 people -
3. stop getting kidney stones
1 person -
4. lose weight
36,630 people -
5. Meet the love of my life
324 people -
6. get a sex change
34 people -
7. menstrate
1 person -
8. Prove them wrong
149 people -
9. shave my legs more often
62 people -
10. Take a shit on a book in a book store and put it back on the shelf
2 people -
11. skinny dip
777 people
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How I did it: I got bored one day and kept trying to Google what I thought the song's lyrics were. I then tried "get down" "get down" fuckin right what you want me to thinkand I found it!Mindless Self Indulgence - Tight Read how I did it…
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