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Lordbrucifer's Life List
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1. live life to the fullest
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2. menage a trois
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3. Learn Japanese
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4. Learn to tango
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5. Learn to surf
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6. Learn Hang Gliding
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7. learn guitar
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8. Visit Japan
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9. be famous
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10. Learn Dvorak
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11. attend the burning man festival
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12. stop procrastinating
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13. Do cocaine from a big boob
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14. write a book
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15. try shrooms
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16. Try acid
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17. Try LSD.
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18. try mescaline
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19. try peyote
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20. Peyote
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21. go back in time
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22. have my toes sucked
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23. make love in the rain
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24. be happy
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25. create more art
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26. Learn to speed read
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27. go to space
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28. declutter
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29. Learn Spanish
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30. be nice
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31. create a list of 100 must-read books and read them.
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32. go hang gliding
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33. meditate
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34. buy an eight ball of cocaine
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35. travel
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36. create a comic book
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37. listen more
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38. live the four agreements
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It helps you develop dexterity, it keeps your mind young (until you’re an expert), and there is a great feeling of accomplishment when you accomplish it.
Plus it’s kinda fun.
I was paid to work in a strip club as a clown for some guy’s bachelor party. This was my first job as a clown. I was one of two clowns at the bachelor’s party and my boss was the other.
My boss hated it so much he swore off doing bachelor’s parties. I on the other hand had a lot of fun.
One of the strippers called me a tease. I made a pink baloon animal “sword” and let it hang out of my pants. Two strippers liked it so much I gave it to one of them and made a black one for the other.
I’m a really shy guy, so this was a good way to go about this.
Maybe some day I’ll go to a strip club again as myself, but I doubt it.
