Your kids are not safe!
3 years ago
Jared is a predator that must be stopped. We need your support!
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Complete my other 42 things
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3 people |
| 2. |
See more movies
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196 people |
| 3. |
drink more water
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19,078 people |
| 4. |
Be less creepy
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3 people |
| 5. |
Own a Taco Bell
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1 person |
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get a job
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10,629 people |
| 7. |
Compose a song
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242 people |
| 8. |
Learn to wake up on time
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5 people |
| 9. |
make my own candy bar
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1 person |
| 10. |
Eat a phillie cheese steak sandwhich
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1 person |
| 11. |
Stop spending so much money
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181 people |
| 12. |
Do volunteer work
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545 people |
| 13. |
Get a new hobby
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44 people |
| 14. |
Scream at random people
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2 people |
| 15. |
Make my own game
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328 people |
| 16. |
become a Wikipedia contributor
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215 people |
| 17. |
Find a cure for cancer
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154 people |
| 18. |
Make people laugh more
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8 people |
| 19. |
Make everyone I know listen to Gary Jule's "Mad World"
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1 person |
| 20. |
Be a hippie for a day
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2 people |
| 21. |
Write a sitcom pilot
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4 people |
| 22. |
Learn Japanese
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9,759 people |
| 23. |
Sing in public
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497 people |
| 24. |
Bomb Disney Channel
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1 person |
| 25. |
Learn to spell
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220 people |
| 26. |
Move to Seattle
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470 people |
| 27. |
Be on Lost
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20 people |
| 28. |
stop Jared from molesting children
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2 people |
| 29. |
Bypass Lightspeed Systems
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6 people |
| 30. |
Become a pirate
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473 people |
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do pilates
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283 people |
| 32. |
Become a stand up comedian
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21 people |
| 33. |
stop biting my nails
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7,064 people |
| 34. |
Meet Dr. Phil
1 cheer |
13 people |
| 35. |
Learn to do Laundry
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6 people |
| 36. |
Get away with murder
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23 people |
| 37. |
Learn the robot
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5 people |
| 38. |
Make Tacos
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3 people |
| 39. |
Help fight malaria in Africa
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5 people |
| 40. |
Figure out why there are so many losers posting things here.
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1 person |
| 41. |
Kill Mitchel Musso
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2 people |
| 42. |
learn to cook
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8,228 people |
| 43. |
Kill someone
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415 people |
YOU ALL SUCK HORRIBLY. STOP LEAVING IN DENILE. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. YOU ARE ADOPTED. NO ONE LOVES YOU. STOP WATCHING A SHOW THAT IS SO RETARDED, IT INSULTS SOCIETY. YOU ARE A DISEASE IN SOCIETY. PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW. NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE. NO ONE. ESPECIALLY ME.
PEOPLE. GET YOUR OWN LIVES. STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE SOMEONE ELSE. IF YOU DON’T YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELVES, BECAUSE SOCIETY HAS NO NEED FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN’T THEMSELVES.