I'm doing 41 things
And a bit of a jerk in the end.
If you don’t want your boyfriend to be your boyfriend, stop him being your boyfriend. It’s rather simple really.
Or you would think, the first time I tried to break up with mine he just kept saying we could make it work and just plain refusing to accept it.
Me:”I don’t think this is working”
Him:”We can make it work”
M:”No, we can’t.”
H:”Yeah we can, it’ll be fine.”
M:”I don’t want to make it work.”
H:”It’ll work”
M:”No no, I don’t want it to and it won’t anyway.”
H:”It will work”
He leaves
M:”...What just happened?”
I later found out that he was cheating and broke up with him over the phone. I haven’t seen him since.
Marlowsapien's Life List
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1. hotwire a car
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2. Have a conversation in sign language.
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3. hold a tarantula
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4. Significantly help a charity
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5. Invite an Englishmen, Irishmen and a Scotsmen to a bar
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6. Be on the radio
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7. see the Pentagon
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8. See the Whitehouse
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9. Meet a smart robot
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10. Meet a good stand-up comic
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11. kiss a gay guy
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12. learn to drive
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13. ride a horse bareback
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14. get a bullseye in archery
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15. Roll Down a Truly Massive Hill
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16. kiss a total stranger
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17. go to a deserted island
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18. Tell a Jehovah’s Witness I’m a Mormon
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19. Seriously confuse/prank a cold caller
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20. climb a volcano
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21. visit Pompeii
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22. Make a decent bit of pottery
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23. Travel up the Amazon
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24. see Angel Falls
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25. see Niagra Falls
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26. learn a foreign language
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27. see the Statue of Liberty
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28. Have Cosmopolitans with friends in New York
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29. swim with sharks
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30. Swim with dolphins
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31. See Ayres Rock
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32. See the "Big Five" in the wild
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33. Go on a blind date
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34. make a dreamcatcher
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35. climb a mountain
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36. Do karaoke in a seedy bar
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37. Drive a 4x4 up a steep hill, carelessly
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38. Meet an A-list celebrity
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39. appear in a film
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40. upload a video to youtube
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41. go bungee jumping
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