Well, tried the All-Bran all the time diet for a few days. Talk about rope burns—hence, the “yeeeeoooh!”
Any suggestions for a non-stinging ointment?
I’ll be sitting, er, standing here awaiting a response.
Less filling and tastes great.
I know, not very original, but it’s the best I can do.
An open letter to Mom:
Thank you for everything this mother’s day. I forgive you for everything, including for having ME!
Love,
Your Son
C’mon, it’s time to take back our country!
or, as they say south of de border:
¡Hora de tomar detrás nuestro país, también!
