How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
5 – 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to drink until the room starts spinning.
| 1. |
Enjoy life
5 entries . 148 cheers |
1,117 people |
| 2. |
live in the moment
3 entries . 109 cheers |
1,930 people |
| 3. |
grow old with someone who can make me smile and laugh
3 entries . 127 cheers |
27 people |
| 4. |
take more risks
2 entries . 85 cheers |
1,020 people |
| 5. |
Get out of debt
8 entries . 110 cheers |
11,040 people |
| 6. |
exercise more
17 entries . 48 cheers |
5,134 people |
| 7. |
sing
2 entries . 12 cheers |
2,135 people |
| 8. |
Laugh more
12 entries . 91 cheers |
1,766 people |
| 9. |
Lose weight
19 entries . 21 cheers |
36,388 people |
| 10. |
meet new people
7 entries . 37 cheers |
4,136 people |
| 11. |
travel
11 entries . 35 cheers |
7,432 people |
| 12. |
find the perfect beer
14 entries . 86 cheers |
25 people |
| 13. |
have no regrets
2 entries . 48 cheers |
1,575 people |
| 14. |
say what i feel
3 entries . 53 cheers |
40 people |
| 15. |
Learn how to cook
3 entries . 48 cheers |
1,487 people |
| 16. |
be more confident
2 entries . 30 cheers |
10,299 people |
| 17. |
Get divorced
6 entries . 19 cheers |
225 people |
| 18. |
Stop being such a "nice Guy"
5 entries . 21 cheers |
1 person |
| 19. |
Read more books
13 entries . 27 cheers |
11,008 people |
| 20. |
Take more pictures
12 entries . 23 cheers |
14,327 people |
| 21. |
try something new
2 entries . 27 cheers |
135 people |
| 22. |
listen to music more often
9 entries . 28 cheers |
26 people |
| 23. |
Be less shy
2 entries . 30 cheers |
2,958 people |
| 24. |
dance like nobody's watching
3 entries . 48 cheers |
426 people |
| 25. |
organize my photos
4 entries . 22 cheers |
1,253 people |
| 26. |
Photograph 43 Sunsets
10 team members . 22 entries . 35 cheers |
46 people |
| 27. |
Cheer the things on peoples' lists that no one has cheered yet
1 entry . 32 cheers |
5 people |
| 28. |
Brew better coffee
4 entries . 37 cheers |
11 people |
| 29. |
chart my family tree
7 team members . 2 entries . 30 cheers |
27 people |
| 30. |
stop procrastinating
3 entries . 21 cheers |
26,996 people |
| 31. |
take 43 photos of 43 places within 43 minutes of where I live
14 entries . 25 cheers |
91 people |
| 32. |
Go to more concerts
8 entries . 28 cheers |
2,538 people |
| 33. |
be passionate about something
40 cheers |
63 people |
| 34. |
stop wasting so much time on the web
1 entry . 19 cheers |
1 person |
| 35. |
Make MP3s from my LPs
4 entries . 14 cheers |
14 people |
| 36. |
Reorganize my list
1 entry . 7 cheers |
1 person |
| 37. |
go to the gym regularly
4 cheers |
799 people |
How I did it: I flew to Poland and was "bumped" to business class because coach was overbooked. It was my first international flight and being in business class made it so much better. Read how I did it…
How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
5 – 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to drink until the room starts spinning.
They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.