I'm doing 19 things
As if this is ever not going to happen. My record is pretty damn good. But, hey, I am me.
MindLikeSteve's Life List
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1. be fanatical
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2. Eat Beaver with Rush Limbaugh
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3. Make love to Howard Dean
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4. Know less Liberals: Less is more
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5. be slightly less of an asshole to people I don't know
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6. Drink more water
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7. eat the crotch out of the "anti" people who oppose things to be hip (anti-43Things, Anti-blowjob, Anti-anti, Anti-Britney, or ante-up, don't be shy)
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8. bring baseball, Halloween, Twinkies and other shit to Iraq
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9. help rebuild Canada
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10. Teach kids how to be respectful by acting like one
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11. encourage people to experiment with beastiality
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12. brag lots everyday
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13. Help fight the war on people who think they are fighting the war on terrorism by having opinions - opinions are like assholes people everyone has one and they all stink
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14. shoot a gun at someone
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15. Start an angry beaver tourism farm
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16. teach people to hunt beaver for themselves
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17. get kissed every second day
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18. Encourage everyone being a whore ain't half bad - it beats being a secretary.
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19. be censored
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Recent entries
be extremely uptight, have no sense of humor, be impolite, rant, rave, be abusive and insulting, ... (read all 2 entries…)
I do this already. I’m not the only one. We should form a club of like-minded people.
