Prowess
3 years ago
As if this is ever not going to happen. My record is pretty damn good. But, hey, I am me.
| 1. |
be fanatical
2 entries . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 2. |
Encourage everyone being a whore ain't half bad - it beats being a secretary.
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 3. |
get kissed every second day
2 entries |
1 person |
| 4. |
teach people to hunt beaver for themselves
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 5. |
Start an angry beaver tourism farm
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 6. |
shoot a gun at someone
1 entry . 4 cheers |
1 person |
| 7. |
Help fight the war on people who think they are fighting the war on terrorism by having opinions - opinions are like assholes people everyone has one and they all stink
1 entry |
2 people |
| 8. |
brag lots everyday
3 entries . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 9. |
encourage people to experiment with beastiality
3 entries . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 10. |
Teach kids how to be respectful by acting like one
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 11. |
help rebuild Canada
2 entries . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 12. |
bring baseball, Halloween, Twinkies and other shit to Iraq
1 entry |
1 person |
| 13. |
eat the crotch out of the "anti" people who oppose things to be hip (anti-43Things, Anti-blowjob, Anti-anti, Anti-Britney, or ante-up, don't be shy)
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 14. |
Drink more water
1 entry . 3 cheers |
18,406 people |
| 15. |
be slightly less of an asshole to people I don't know
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 16. |
Know less Liberals: Less is more
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 17. |
Make love to Howard Dean
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 18. |
Eat Beaver with Rush Limbaugh
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 19. |
be censored
1 entry |
2 people |
As if this is ever not going to happen. My record is pretty damn good. But, hey, I am me.
I do this already. I’m not the only one. We should form a club of like-minded people.
What I have to say is not suitable for the masses. Zeitgeist doesn’t know my name.