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Styx is stux under a big poofy penguin Get off me, would ya?

Styx is stux under a big poofy penguin Get off me, would ya?'s Life List

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   Post a Mitch Hedberg joke every time I log on in order to pay homage to one of my favorite comedians, and to give myself a laugh, before I DIG IN in to my goals 16 entries . 9 cheers

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   Find out who would want to subscribe to me, do they get off on paranoia, or do they just like Mitch Hedberg jokes 4 entries . 3 cheers

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   Lock up my computer when I have PMS, then swallow the key, by the time I retrieve it, it should be safe to talk to me. If you think this is disgusting, then see goal #7 6 entries . 1 cheer

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   Re-order my goals, constantly, then make references to them, just to confuse people. This ain't real either, I'm the one that gets confused 1 entry . 1 cheer

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   Keep my entries, comments and responses down to 43,000 words or less, so lazy people don't have to scroll past them and people who read them won't be contributing to their Optometrists' new Mercedes 1 entry . 2 cheers

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   Make a goal for people who don't know how to use this website, put your questions here, maybe someone will answer. It might not be me, see goal #9 6 entries . 1 cheer

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   Stop caring what other people think; not really, I already DON'T...just left this here for a reference 1 entry . 4 cheers

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   Post ONE rant each time that I log on, then quit b_tching, never mind, I will do it whenever I please 3 entries . 2 cheers

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    Be less comput-tarded, and actually learn how to operate this d_mn thing 1 entry . 3 cheers

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    Show off my talent, now that I have worked up the nerve. You can find my PENCIL PORTRAITS right here 4 entries . 5 cheers

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    Rid my house of Brown Widow Spiders and Black ones too. I HATE these thangs, but I LOVE the torturing and killing; especially by flame. 6 entries . 4 cheers

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    Stop procrastinating 3 entries . 1 cheer

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    Control My Depression 3 entries . 5 cheers

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    Post random answers and see if anyone questions me 1 entry . 2 cheers

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    draw a portrait of Marlene Dietrich for my Uncle David 1 entry . 1 cheer

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    thank Simon for the super cheer ..... cuz He is loved so much :) 1 entry . 1 cheer

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    let Simon know how much he has been missed when he gets back...oh how i miss him :( 28 team members . 1 entry . 3 cheers

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    add pictures to my goal list dammit 1 entry

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    send DRight a load of "welcome back" cheers 1 entry

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    Open up Uncle Enore's Poetry Corner...and other effete affectations like that there... 2 entries . 1 cheer

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    Learn how to use my new shiny PhotoShop EXTENDED program. This will might SOUND easy, but it's not for ME. See Goal #9. 2 entries

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    Tell folks all my freaky pet stories that will make you happy that you don't own MY pets... 3 cheers

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    Tell tales of my childhood adventures, and market them as Birth Control devices... 3 entries . 3 cheers

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    call to order a meeting of the "Slightly Off" Club 1 entry . 2 cheers

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    Show off my new book, and make a FAQS page for NEWBIE 43Thingers 1 entry . 3 cheers

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27. 26.

    Declare March 9 - March 15, 2008 Penguin Avatar Week 1 entry

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