yep I like him an awful lot
4 years ago
and he hasn’t even gotten on my nerves yet!
| 1. |
eat less
|
641 people |
| 2. |
get rid of this nasty rash
|
4 people |
| 3. |
learn to spell
|
217 people |
| 4. |
bite more people on the bottom
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 5. |
smack Bill O'Reilly (repeatedly)
6 cheers |
1 person |
| 6. |
finish some sewing projects
|
1 person |
| 7. |
smoke some kipper
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 8. |
make my parents proud
|
1,453 people |
| 9. |
have Jon Stewart's baby
|
4 people |
| 10. |
make a house out of cheese
1 cheer |
3 people |
| 11. |
lick more people on the face in public
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 12. |
get over my fear of snakes (who am I kidding?)
|
1 person |
| 13. |
tell my friends and family how much i love them
|
10 people |
| 14. |
visit New Zealand
2 cheers |
1,409 people |
| 15. |
fart less (in front of people)
2 cheers |
2 people |
| 16. |
scan all my old photographs
|
258 people |
| 17. |
spend more time in our garden
|
1 person |
| 18. |
punch a hippie in the gut
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 19. |
treat my friends better
|
14 people |
| 20. |
Keep my room clean
|
2,546 people |
| 21. |
work less
1 cheer |
288 people |
| 22. |
walk on the moon
|
148 people |
| 23. |
eat more fruit
2 cheers |
466 people |
| 24. |
Learn to speak Russian
|
345 people |
| 25. |
get another tattoo or two
|
46 people |
| 26. |
frack a cylon
1 cheer |
11 people |
| 27. |
die of natural causes at an old age
2 cheers |
2 people |
| 28. |
get rid of this damned B.O.
2 cheers |
6 people |
| 29. |
whine less
1 cheer |
22 people |
| 30. |
sell a bunch of junk
|
1 person |
| 31. |
pee Jenny's pants
|
2 people |
| 32. |
party more
2 cheers |
209 people |
| 33. |
take more walks
1 cheer |
245 people |
| 34. |
be less crabby
|
10 people |
| 35. |
push less buttons
|
2 people |
| 36. |
grow my hair longer
|
398 people |
| 37. |
look good naked
1 cheer |
102 people |
| 38. |
punch a another hippie in the gutÂ
1 cheer |
1 person |