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Mister_Auster

I'm doing 33 things

I've done 3 things

Mister_Auster's Life List

1. Learn Japanese
1 entry 9,735 people
2. Stick it to The Man
271 people
3. Have Good Karma
1 entry 33 people
4. Moon Important Political Figures
1 person
5. Shoop Da Whoop
1 entry 6 people
6. Slap someone with a fish
34 people
7. Get Some Poon Tag
1 person
8. Discover an Alien
1 person
9. Not Be Obsessed with Halo
1 entry 1 person
10. Travel the World
18,553 people
11. Bungee
1 cheer 28 people
12. Paint Ball
3 people
13. Become a Comedian
47 people
14. Drive across the USA
2,163 people
15. Record My Adventures Abroad
1 person
16. Get a Life
776 people
17. Be 2-D
1 person
18. Get out of the matrix
1 entry 18 people
19. Kill Ronan Keating
1 person
20. Punch Russell Brand
1 person
21. Become a Technoviking
1 person
22. Meet Mario
2 people
23. Make more people laugh
21 people
24. Shoot Paris Hilton
1 person
25. Punch Gareth Gates
2 people
26. Find Jesus
24 people
27. shoot oprah with a paintball gun
2 people
28. Moonwalk
72 people
29. Laugh at George W. Bush's Face
1 person
30. Pimp my Ride
215 people
31. Accidentally destroy the moon
1 person
32. Win £1,000,000
2 people
33. Become a Terrorist
31 people

Recent entries

get out of the Matrix

Oh noezzz 8 months ago

This matrix thing is really pissing me off, i found a hole in the wall which got me out, but they sealed it up and I ran head first into concrete, damn you alien enslavers!!!!

Mar 03, 02:46AM PST | 0 comments

Have good karma

Karma Man 8 months ago

Earl’s got the right idea, do bad things, bad things happen to you, I steal alot, and I don’t get many perks from life.

Mar 03, 02:44AM PST | 0 comments

Chargin mah Lazurzz 8 months ago

If I shoop da whoop I instantly gain credibility throughout the world as God. But, I haz no lazurrzzz, =(

Mar 03, 02:42AM PST | 0 comments

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