Montana Wildhack

One question: what the hell is that that just came out of me? How can there be that much left??

Oh SWF, although I have a hard time choking you down, feel ill while you are working and then still have to gingerly sprint to evacuate when you start to work (even if I am only 5 feet from the toilet), I feel good and… empty, like my insides are squeaky.

Dear Pepper,
I effing hate you. my entire digestive system hates you. seriously, I am considering you dumping you from my lemonade altogether. I have done the MC several times, and truly, I am in pain from you this time. And I don’t need to be scolded. I read the book.

My Darling Grade B,
I love you. Marry me?
xoxo, Montana

i haven’t had enough lemonade today and now i am starving… so HUNGRY. i had to run around. when i got home i made a big glass, and i’m gulping it down now, but everywhere i look there is food, and my stomach is starting to speak:
oooo.. montana, look at that delicious orange over there on the counter. why don’t you walk over there and maybe just put it on your tongue for a minute? growl…
really? all this for an ORANGE??
bad stomach. get your fill of lemonade and shut up!

in other news i forgot to tell you about my tongue! last night i decided to use a tongue scraper. i’m getting that coating and it’s got such a bizarre taste. almost like? flowers? does that even make sense?? so, i scrape my tongue and !! the stuff that came off was repugnant. and there was alot of it. absolutely disgusting. i seriously almost threw up.

now i’m off to drink more lemonade, and get a sauna in the bath. i’m leaving out the pepper for the rest of the night, and i think that will help the heartburn tonight when i lie down.

Married him after knowing him for 11 years. some people say marriage changes things, others says it doesn’t. Whatever happens, we’re ready for it. I’ve known that he was the love of my life for years.