I'm doing 43 things
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2 months ago
MontyWilshire's Life List
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1. stop spying on my girlfriend while she's pooping
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2. loose wait
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3. raise sarah palin's grandchild
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4. move to cape town
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5. meet president whats-his-face
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6. crawl into your lunch
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7. keep a journal of legos
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8. hey you forgot your wallet
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9. sting a bee
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10. meet Michael Palin
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11. never eat at mcdonalds
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12. eat kelp
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13. see a doctor about my brown paper penis
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14. Learn to SNOWBOARD before I turn 40 in one year.
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15. run for mayor of my basement
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16. never apologize for being me
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17. kill barkley
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18. hockey moms for john biden
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19. meet my soon to be ex-wife and rob her blind
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20. meet my beautiful girwlfwiend
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21. save money by stealing
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22. ass crack a smile at my neighbor's wife
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23. fill my gas tank with food and my motor oil with alcohol
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24. crazy ass iriquoi
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25. get an emo guy friend
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26. learn to brush teeth, floss, etc
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27. learn to play chest
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28. feel soda enter my penis hole
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29. fall head over heels down a metal tramp
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30. fulfill my dream of encouraging others to dislike knowing me
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31. lower my bottom into the toilet water
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32. decide what the hell I would like to do with the rest of my life
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33. my uteris is swelling like an old woman's throbbing penis
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34. get an emo boyfriend
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35. Freestyle Rap
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36. not stub your toe on the barbell
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37. release all my bloopers on home video
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38. i got that sticky icky, bubonic chronic for your shizzle nizzle in your grizzle
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39. encourage my buddies to stick me with a hot poker in my weenis
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40. serve pancakes with my skin flap exposed
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41. knit a scarf
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42. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
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43. eat a homeless person with my doggy
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14 months ago
this is for all of us other hockey moms who know that john biden will make a great vice presidential candidate and activist. john biden has the vision to change america and to legally drive an automobile. so lets put him at the wheel of this country and let him drive us to our hockey games.
