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MrWrite

MrWrite's Life List

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   I want to finally be able to write a moving story, full of boxes, packing popcorn, and duct tape. 2 cheers

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   I want to write a book where two women fall in love with the same man. The twist is, one of the women is actually the man.

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   I want to write a romance novel, where the main character is a flight of stairs that falls in love with a woman after years of looking up her dress.

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   I want to write a book called, ""Dutch Oven,"" where there will be one word--Fart--trapped in-between the covers.

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   I want to write a self-help book with no words, just a bunch of blank pages for the reader to fill in exactly what they need to do to help themselves. 1 cheer

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   I want to write a book where the characters pretend to be real people pretending to be characters. But the only way a person could tell this was going on, is if they were either a character in the book, or pretending to be a character in the book. 1 cheer

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   I want to write a book of lies, as told by someone with the exact opposite viewpoint of me.

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   I want to write a story where the dialogue is very cloudy, because the two main characters will be lightning bolts.

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    I want to write a story about a pair of glasses that can box, and how they want to punch the guy that wears them. 1 cheer

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    I want to write a story about a Catholic belly button who refuses to celebrate Lent. It'll be a story about faith and cleanliness.

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    I want to write a story about a man with no eyelids who has a mental breakdown after a beautiful woman winked at him from across the bar, and he didn’t know how to react.

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    I want to write a book about a compass that loses its needle in a haystack. It’ll be a story about farming, finding your own directional devices, and overcoming the obstacles of a cliché.

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    I want to write an organic cookbook, where every page is a leaf of lettuce. This will be the first book you don’t keep on your bookshelf, but in the fridge instead. Also, my book will go great with Ranch dressing. 1 cheer

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    I want to write a book called, “I had a Better Title than this, but I Accidentally Deleted It,” based on the difficulties one writer had with saving his Word documents. 1 cheer

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    I want to write a book with 26 characters, each named after a letter of the alphabet. And in my story, all 26 characters will be instrumental in pushing the plot of the book along through both expository and through dialogue.

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    I want to write a light humor book with a series of jokes involving feathers, cotton, dust, and anorexic midgets. 2 cheers

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    I want to write a book called, “This isn’t the Title of my Book, or is it?” based on one writer’s difficulty in naming this one particular book.

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    I want to write a short story about a man who pretends to be a manatee, just to try to sleep with a woman who likes to make love dressed as an outboard motor of a boat. 1 cheer

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    I want to write a story about an agnostic chair during the Spanish Inquisition, that ends up being burned as a heretic. It’s the story of the chair, and its companion, Doug, who refuses to take torture sitting down, so he dies standing upright.

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    I want to write a story about two brothers, who are reunited after years of being separated by a thin sheet of Styrofoam.

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    I want to write a story about a mustache that decides it wants to invade Poland. But first, it must write a book it will call, “Mein Kopf”

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    I want to write a story where the main characters are a bra, a tank top, a long sleeve shirt, a sweater, and a coat. It’ll be a story with many layers.

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    I want to write a thousand word story. It’ll consist of one big picture. 4 cheers

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    I want to write a story about a mirror named Mitch, who believes he’s too beautiful to have even the most gorgeous of people stare at him for even an instant. It’ll be a story about the dangers of using too much Windex.

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    I want to write a story about an eight-year-old building that spends its time crying, because it’s been abandoned.

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    I want to write a story about a middle initial, O., that spends its time soul-searching to figure out just exactly what it stands for. 1 cheer

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    I want to write a story where the main character is half white, half black. The main character then falls in love with a noble knight, who ends up dying at the hands of a jealous Rook. 1 cheer

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    I want to write a story about a coupon who falls in love with the product she tries to sell. Later on in the story, we find out that not only does she end up with the product of her dreams, but she also ends up with his twin brother, too. And she got him 1 entry . 1 cheer

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    I want to write a book called, "Whiskers on a Submarine," about four midget sailors during WWII who pilot a walrus to Normandy, only to arrive after the battle has already taken place. The story will show the midgets as outsiders, as they are separated fr 1 entry . 2 cheers

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    I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras," which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in air conditioned rooms, as her hardened nipples cause her excess embarrassment. 5 cheers

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    I want to write a play where the stage itself is the main character. It'll be a play where the other people step all over the main character. 5 cheers

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    write for jarodkintz.com 1 entry

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    I want to write until my fingers get stiff, because I want to write under the influence of Viagra. 2 cheers

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    I want to write a pop-up book, under the influence of Viagra.

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    I want to write a book about hungry mouths to feed, with maybe a little expository fluff about the people connected to those mouths.

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    I want to write a story about ten brothers who all work in unison to make music, mostly on pianos, until one of them gets a hangnail and decides not to perform on the night of the big concert. It’ll be a story about trust, love, perseverance, and how to p 1 entry

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    I want to write the prequel to the “Dead Sea Scrolls,” which I’ll call, “The Not Quite Dead Sea Scrolls.” 3 cheers

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    I want to write a conspiracy theory based on the premise that Jarod Kintz created The Mythical Mr. Boo, who then created the housing bubble, only to live in it like some sickly financier. 3 cheers

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    I want to write a short story about a man who brings flowers to the cemetery everyday. He brings them not because he knew one of the deceased, but because he’s in love with one particularly beautiful gravestone. (Hey, it’s better than having sex with the 1 entry

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    I want to write a love song with no words, and dedicate it to the girl with no tongue. (She has no taste buds!)

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    want to write a book called "The Portrait of A Young Ron as an Artest." It'll be the struggle of a poor Catholic African American who battles with his lust over basketballs, juxtaposed to his constant guilt over his sinful ways. Later in life, once he en 1 entry . 1 cheer

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    I wish there was a pen that wrote in plaid. Then I'd write short stories about long sleeve farmer's shirts. 2 cheers

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    I want to write a story about time travel, where the main characters are watches/philosophers, who have the ability to accurately measure their lives.

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