especially
4 years ago
now that bird flu looms over mankind’s head like an axe waiting to fall
::shiver::
| 1. |
learn how to accept failure with poise and grace instead of with bile and cynicism
2 cheers |
3 people |
| 2. |
have a food fight at a wedding
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 3. |
quit judging the ignorant, lazy, selfish masses
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 4. |
see through time
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 5. |
be naked all the time
3 cheers |
4 people |
| 6. |
Reduce my ecological footprint
2 cheers |
376 people |
| 7. |
consume less
|
167 people |
| 8. |
get everyone to realize that advertising and marketing are the right and left hands of satan
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 9. |
travel back in time and trip with alan watts, timothy leary, and terence mckenna
1 entry |
1 person |
| 10. |
get as many people to read as possible
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 11. |
see less stupid creepazoids running their countries into war, poverty, and total ecological collapse
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 12. |
rewrite history
1 entry . 1 cheer |
3 people |
| 13. |
have a reggae groove follow me around wherever i go
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 14. |
to age with grace, and a sense of humor
4 cheers |
1 person |
| 15. |
find a way to eat food that is good for me and is at the same time inexpensive
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 16. |
visit bhutan
3 cheers |
45 people |
| 17. |
overcome my fear of illness
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 18. |
see the end of nuclear anything
4 cheers |
1 person |
| 19. |
find out why humans can't stop this ugly wheel from rolling all over creation
|
1 person |
| 20. |
go back in time to see what jesus actually said
5 cheers |
2 people |
| 21. |
perceive auras
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 22. |
go to burning man
2 cheers |
1,435 people |
| 23. |
go to a rave and glowstick for 6 hours straight
3 cheers |
3 people |
| 24. |
read every tom robbins book ever written
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 25. |
take more hallucinogens
2 entries . 2 cheers |
14 people |
| 26. |
become telepathic
1 entry . 2 cheers |
25 people |
| 27. |
slap george w. bush right in his smug face
1 entry . 11 cheers |
1 person |
| 28. |
get a job that fulfills me and helps others
1 entry . 5 cheers |
6 people |
| 29. |
reduce someone to a puddle of quivering goo
10 cheers |
1 person |
| 30. |
write about the things that entice me, seduce me, undo me
1 entry . 7 cheers |
2 people |
| 31. |
become a better poet
1 entry . 3 cheers |
18 people |
| 32. |
not go blind
3 cheers |
4 people |
| 33. |
road trip across europe
1 entry . 1 cheer |
10 people |
| 34. |
watch a professional rugby game
1 entry |
2 people |
| 35. |
survive the impending oil crisis
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 36. |
have sex with maynard james keenan
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 37. |
cover my back with tattoos
|
1 person |
| 38. |
get over my fear of getting old
1 entry . 4 cheers |
5 people |
| 39. |
wear facepaint on a regular basis
|
1 person |
| 40. |
lighten up
1 entry . 1 cheer |
123 people |
| 41. |
live and die without fear
1 entry . 1 cheer |
2 people |
| 42. |
meet bill hicks in the afterlife and give him a wet, sloppy kiss
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 43. |
go to yoga class three times a week
1 entry . 3 cheers |
3 people |
now that bird flu looms over mankind’s head like an axe waiting to fall
::shiver::
i have added acid to my list
it was incredible, beautiful, mystical, hilarious
so now the list:
salvia, dmt, mushrooms, lsd, lsa
to go: ibogaine, peyote, ayahuasca
for my honeymoon maybe? in a tiny little european car…from portugal to italy…