I give up. 5 line sentences about things I already think about. I’m sure it was revolutionary for its time – in fact, I’m certain of it. But since I believe very much like he does, none of the book up to the halfway point seemed like anything new. It all felt like “ok, duh. Well, yeah, I’d do that. Hahaha, that’s definitely an issue for him, yeah.” No matter how short it was, I couldn’t bear the style and didn’t learn anything from it. I’m sure many of you guys’ll get more out of it, though. Good luck with this one.
OMGmyFACE's Life List
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1. donate at least $100 to a single charity
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2. learn to roll cigarettes
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3. become a bartender
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4. Spend a week in the Langham Place in Hong Kong.
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5. be a published author
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6. enroll in a culinary arts school
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7. Learn Japanese Rope Bondage
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8. lose my virginity
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9. get laser hair removal
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10. Drink a shot of tequila with a worm
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11. learn to ride a bike
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12. Make another movie
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13. make a Flash animation
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14. be a manga artist
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15. build a castle
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16. invent my own signature drink
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17. go through a toll booth and pay for yourself and the car behind you
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18. Create a Family Crest or Coat of Arms
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19. Learn to play the piano
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20. run a 5k
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21. go to japan
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22. host a rave
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23. get a picture with someone famous
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24. Learn Ninjitsu
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25. learn to dance and not be embarrased to dance
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26. love and be loved unconditionally
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27. work with animals
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28. save a life
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29. host a TV show
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30. produce an album
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31. make a mexican wrestler mask
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32. Learn to change a tire
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33. learn a card trick
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34. learn to ride a motocycle
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35. See Dir en grey in concert
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36. ride in a helicopter
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37. knit something
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38. Receive a Valentine
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39. learn to whistle with a blade of grass
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40. buy something for my mom that she can't afford
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41. Ride a mechanical bull
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42. Lose 70 pounds
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It’s not hard to do this if you just fill one giant bottle with cold water. I think the trick to it is that it seems like way too much if you have 8-10 glasses of water but if it’s just one big jug, you can pace yourself with it. I actually need to start doing this again since the water really helps. You don’t eat as much and you got rid of leftover blood sugar from the amount of time you’ll spend in the bathroom.
Ok, so I’m a curious person and I like to experiment and research. Well, I worked as a night auditor for a hotel for bit and we had this guard who was itching to try out her pepperspray. Since there’s no crime in Austin, I volunteered. Now, I’ve always wanted to know what this felt like so I stepped into it. My eyes (and mouth unfortunately) were open and it was close range in an unventilated room. This… hurt. I had to be rushed to a room with a fountain where I stood for a good hour and change in front of an eye-washing station. The effects hit more than my eyes since I got some in my lungs. It kind of played out like this: Eye burnt HOT PAIN, got weak, couldn’t breathe without drinking but then I was drinking and couldn’t get air through so I’d have to stop and stand to inhale but it’d hurt and oh god I need water but now I can’t breathe and oh fuck my eyes please get this out of my eyes water in my eyes! After the first 80 minutes, I was able to open my eyes a nano-inch and let out a river of tears. I spent the next 4 hours cursing really loud, in my suit behind a desk at the hotel, ready to check in guests. I don’t think I’m going to do this again, lol.
