PaulParry

I plan to take part in one of the IFOCE*’s competitive eating competitions. Taking on the people who hold records like eating 6 pounds of Spam in 12 minutes. I am not a spam fan, so I will enter the hotdog or steak eating competition, *= The IFOCE is the International Federation of Competitive Eating. As if you didn’t know!

After literally seeing a man about a dog. I’ll borrow one an old dog, train it for a few hours each week, and then take him to a dog show. I’m not sure what sort of trick could be classed as new. Owners have trained their dogs to dance (wearing clothes, naturally), or to catch Frisbees, or even jump through flaming hoops. I am sure I can come up with something original.

Roughly 8% of the runners in Welsh marathons/races are Joneses. I want to literally keep up with the Joneses, by entering a race, and seeing if I can finish in the middle of the field of Joneses…