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2 years ago
Having a zombie around the house would certainly be more affordable than hiring a housekeeper. The part about eating human flesh could pose a problem, however.
| 1. |
Simplify my life
1 entry |
1,149 people |
| 2. |
get a life, preferably someone else's
1 entry |
1 person |
| 3. |
wake up
1 entry |
120 people |
| 4. |
forget everything
1 entry |
9 people |
| 5. |
remember what I've forgotten
1 entry |
1 person |
| 6. |
remember what it is that I wanted to do in the first place
1 entry |
1 person |
| 7. |
realize once and for all that making lists is a complete waste of time
1 entry |
1 person |
| 8. |
do anything I want to do
1 entry |
4 people |
| 9. |
stop settling for less
1 cheer |
11 people |
| 10. |
jump for joy
1 entry . 1 cheer |
8 people |
| 11. |
figure out where the hell I went wrong
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 12. |
Complicate my life
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 13. |
Hit the reset button
1 entry . 1 cheer |
3 people |
| 14. |
Find a "Get Out of Hell Free" card
1 entry |
1 person |
| 15. |
Write another book
1 entry |
71 people |
| 16. |
Get organisized
1 entry |
2 people |
| 17. |
Get back what I've lost
1 entry |
1 person |
| 18. |
Be fearless
1 entry |
528 people |
| 19. |
stop being such a fucking idiot
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 20. |
raise the dead
1 entry |
13 people |
Having a zombie around the house would certainly be more affordable than hiring a housekeeper. The part about eating human flesh could pose a problem, however.