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4 years ago
you’re gonna take it bitch, don’t even try and fight the power.
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go to mars
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137 people |
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learn how to eat pretzels without nearly dying
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1 person |
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do well at whatever task those in power put me to next
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completely gut american politics
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1 person |
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suck as much money out of the ignorant masses as i possibly can and then leave them to rot
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1 person |
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get my GED
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1,854 people |
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be the first president to add a constitutional amendment taking *away* rights and freedoms!
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1 person |
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install democracy in all foreign countries whether they like it or not
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i did it! i finally found oil! yeah a few workers, about 1500, got killed or injured on the job, but by gum, i found me the worlds second largest supply of oil right here in this desert called iraq.
yeah i know that prohibition was the first attempt at limiting you ignorant bastards rights and freedoms, but it didn’t last, thank god, or i wouldn’t have had a reason to live for most of my life.
so anyways, there will be no homo marriages on my watch, if i can help it.